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shave the whales

My personal Goal. I can't tell you how many time's I've been swimming in the ocean when i got tangled up in a bunch of gross Whale Body hair. So I'm proposing a international Shave the Whales Foundation to Rid the ocean of unnecessary Whale Shedding
Stupid Hairy Whales If it wasn't bad enough that we had to put up with them drinking all our water eating all our sailors now there is whale hair everywhere. we should just shave the whales
by Colte the Pirate January 5, 2007
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Whale

the whale is located in the middle of the blunt... it is the biggest part in the blunt that surprises the hell out of you when you take a pull.
Whale
by expert25 August 7, 2009
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Whaler

went through the mc'ds drive through and ordered 2 whalers and a large sprite.
by weeeeeewwwwwwww March 16, 2010
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Whale Kiss

The act of farting into a partners butthole. Members usually stand back to back and openly exchange gases between eachothers anus.
"Hey Brian, do you want to come over to my house and whale kiss?"

Carter and James are eating a taco bell preparing for thier long night of whale kissing.
by extreme sex bop-it April 11, 2010
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whale-style

In contrast to leopard printing, whale styling someone is far too grotesque and wrong to explain on the internet, god forbid a young child's eyes wandering upon this page. Thus, for the safety of all our viewers, the true meaning of "whale style" will have to remain a tad secret, for now.
Santa: Come on baby! Give it to me, whale-style!
by ItsFact February 10, 2010
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Big white whale

Female customer at Starbucks. Either a soccer mom or trailer park trash, but probably got features of both. Known for their bad temper and lack of manners.
by Howard Schultz October 16, 2008
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Dumpster Whale

The fat chick you have sex with after you break up with your hot girlfriend. The could be due to the need for sex or because you are drunk.
dude you totally hooked up with a dumpster whale last night
by Lurch50469 September 18, 2008
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