Jokes Wet

A funny bit of minge. Young girls who put out. Ridiculous sluts. Girls who dress in a silly way and will probably play with your knob.

Oh man, the party was dripping with Jokes Wet.

by Plus Dorian Gray June 17, 2009

Wet Woodrow

When you either lick someone's face or spit all over it and rub it in

Debbie: "What the fuck you stupid asshole!...Why would you fuckin' do that shit Greg?!"
Greg: "It's a Wet Woodrow bitch...Get over it!"

by B. Talented May 22, 2008

wet duke

a really wet fart/poop. It usually comes in the form of a liquid poop or diaherria. Also, if you are familiar with the term "shart" it is just liquid instead of the solid form of poop.

an example of wet duke is the form of liquid poop

by basballplaya08 October 11, 2009

wet up

To shoot or (sometimes stab)a person several times, usually in an attempt to murder them. Called "wet up" because there is enough blood to soak their clothes, leaving them "wet".

example of wet up:

" Set me up, wet me up, niggas stuck me up
Heard the guns bust but you tricks never shut me up" -2Pac

by MeAgain October 15, 2006

dick wet

when a boys wants to have sex with a female, he wants to get his dick wet. (sticks penis inside a wet vagina)

Cedrick says, "Man i need to get my dick wet" lol
KeKe says, "I'll wet your dick"

by Tee-Tee January 5, 2008

Wet Foot

The act of pissing on someones shoe while their using a stall in a public restroom. Typically done at a bar when the victim is drunk and taking a crap. The beauty of it is they, more often than not, will not be able to catch you. Step one: Approach urinal. Step Two: Make sure no one is around. Step Three: Turn towards stall and pick target. Step Four: Piss on the victims shoe. Step Five: Run. Step Six: Tell your buddies at the bar. Step Seven: Laugh as a pissed off drunk comes running out of the restroom with his pants around his ankles and a wet shoe sloshing against the ground.

Guy 1: Hey, whys that guy running around with his pants half off and screaming?
Guy 2: Oh, I gave him a wet foot.
Guy 1: Your an ass.
Guy 2: Yea, but its funny.
Guy 1: Totally.

by Dark Lord Happy Pants August 7, 2007

Wet Monkey

Wet = moist Monkey = female genitalia Wet Monkey = moist vagina due to sexual arousal.

As soon as he started kissing me I got a wet monkey.

by Bobbi.mywetmonkey October 29, 2009