You can tell when someone has a teenie weenie (or the female equivalent: a shriveled clitoris or yet worse - a shriveled soul!) by the bitterness in their words. Sad.
by Princess H.B.I.C. September 23, 2011
Get the teenie weenie mug.The extra skin on your finger joints above your knuckles. They are just like your wenis except on your fingers, smaller, and there are more of them (10) They are easy to suck since they are right on your hands.
Jack- Jill you were totally eyeing my mini wenis' yesterday!
Jill-I'l admit I was eyeing your mini wenis' Jack, they look so TASTY, and easy to fit in my mouth of course
Jack-Of course
*Jill goes on to totally suck Jacks minis dry*
* Jack later uses vaseline to lubricate his minis*
Jill-I'l admit I was eyeing your mini wenis' Jack, they look so TASTY, and easy to fit in my mouth of course
Jack-Of course
*Jill goes on to totally suck Jacks minis dry*
* Jack later uses vaseline to lubricate his minis*
by Saundrine December 25, 2007
Get the Mini Wenis mug.Serena "Hey did you hear about our brother Adam?"
Jessica "You mean that he likes to touch fish weenis?"
Jessica "You mean that he likes to touch fish weenis?"
by A fish protector March 14, 2011
Get the fish weenis mug.When your manhood shrinks due to the overconsuption off estrogen enriched eggs.
Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!
Ie to the tune of 22,848 over a 4 year college stint..!
<Girl #1> - "<Guy#1>, are you sure its a good idea to eat 12 eggs a day for the past four years?"
<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"
<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"
<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.
<Guy#1> - "Yeah, I workout, so its all cool"
<Girl #1> - "Yeah but wont you get a 'teeny weenie peenie' from all the estrogen in 'dem eggs'"
<Guy#1> "uhhhh, shit" no wonder why <Girl#2> left me.
by keepkosher December 15, 2011
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by Minecraft1238 January 29, 2019
Get the teeny weenie mug.Typically a resident of continental Western Europe. Characteristics are smugness, arrogance, and cowardice. Given to excessive envy and whining about the U.S.A. while forgetting their own sordid history. See ingratitude and hypocrisy
by DT December 21, 2004
Get the Euro-weenie mug.u fat barstard,come near me again n i'll poke u in d wenis you tubby boy.
steph has a wenis, its floppy and limp after years of abuse.
steph has a wenis, its floppy and limp after years of abuse.
by fat barstard February 20, 2005
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