weasel licker

A nerd face who insists on coming up with dumb ideas.

Roy, you are such a weasel licker!

by Jammie May 13, 2006

weasel juice

what ends up on the road after a weasel is hit by a truck

awww man, you turned that fucker into weasel juice

by Matt R Mason January 6, 2009

chotch-weasel

technically: a bag of bonars that is a weasel

normally: a person who is really wiley at being a dick, and knows how to do it to be very impressive of their dicked-ness.

Wow my friends are such chotch-weasel's they always seem to find a way to get into trouble and get out scott free.

by RHaRHoNSKSVPCS February 25, 2010

Circus Weasel

probably the sickest longboard out there

That Circus Weasel rides like a unicorn

by circusweasel November 13, 2011

Axis of Weasels

1.One of the dumbest sites ever. You get a sticker for effort though.
2.France, Germany, and Canada

Rod refers to what is in his bum.

by Your Mom March 19, 2003

weaselboy

A young weasel that has evolved into a boy; will never turn into a man unless it evolves into a weaselman;

The weasel turned into a weaselboy at the age of 144.

by Weasel April 2, 2003

weasel squeezers

Men's technical cycling shorts.

I wear baggies over my weasel squeezers for my urban assaults.

by Mark Shackelford August 20, 2007