To masturbate furiously in a mental state of self-loathing.
"My life is so pointless, I have nothing else to do so I'm gonna retreat to my pissy little bedroom and have a HATE WANK."
by spyanuk October 2, 2005
Get the Hate wankmug. what are you doing here? ( I am just wanking around).
Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
Want to go wanking around the mall? (Sure I'll wank around the mall with you).
by KnowYourDefinition January 15, 2018
Get the wanking aroundmug. Grab a alcohol beverage of your choice , make sure it’s in a bottle *makes it easier*
Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!
Have a wank and when you are about to climax jug your chosen drink, while finishing. This honestly is the best way to change things up since the old peanut butter on your balls for your dog trick!
by 0weshboy2 April 21, 2019
Get the Welsh wankmug. Someone who partakes in the sport of Crossfit and all they do is go on and on about it to everyone else as if nothing else in life matters
Alan “oh I wish I could lift this box up without it hurting my back”
Caroline “well if you did Crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
Alan “omg you are such a Crossfit wank”
Caroline “well if you did Crossfit you wouldn’t have a sore back”
Alan “omg you are such a Crossfit wank”
by Fflech July 3, 2018
Get the Crossfit wankmug. My Sisters friend stayed over in my bed Tuesday night while I was away. I Stayed in the bed Wednesday & had a sniff wank over the scent on the pillow
by Paedo Ted April 25, 2011
Get the Sniff wankmug. An endless and usually contradictory stream of requests - from "business guys" - to move an image or part of a web page up|left|right|down X pixels so that it lines up with some other arbitrary and unrelated part of the web application.
An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
An often fatal disease, mostly affecting business owners and project managers which typically ends in a horrible death - usually by bludgeoning with the nearest blunt implement (a keyboard to the face is a common cause of death).
Business Guy: "Hey, front end guy, could you just move that line of text so that the bottom of it lines up with the top of the letter 'M' in the third paragraph of the second column six words from the left and diagonally across from that image of a flux capacitor?"
Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
Front End Guy: "Dude, I've had enough of you and your endless pixel wanking. Taste my keyboard of death, motherfucker!"
by lleighto August 20, 2011
Get the pixel wankingmug. When a lady dangles her breasts over her partners mouth in order to be sucked whilst the partner pleasures themself.
by LadyBairdy July 30, 2015
Get the Dangle Wankmug.