Wig Yarns

A person under the influence of methamphetamine telling stories with little to no actual facts or truth

Example story 'Susan was walking one minute and dropped dead the next' - when in actual fact Susan was very much alive and healthy

"That sounds like a wig yarns"

"You've been up too many days go to sleep and stop talking wig yarns"

by Jademareebaby September 30, 2019

fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig

a fat faced zesty melt with ork ears fat cheeks and boz eyes he has a mingin bloater and goes red in every social situation as he is the fuzzy wuzzy wig white lao he also has a 1 inch winky and has ming spots all over and his belly is bigger than fatlas martins he also has calcium moobies and a shakespeare tupe flat head fuzzy wig

that guy has such a fuzzy wuzzy shakespeare tupe what a bloater belly milky silky moobs wrongen what a fuzzy wuzzy tupe wig

by josephineginaperiod November 14, 2023

wigging

busting fat nuts all over corbins entire family (including corbin)

i'm wigging 24/7

by corbin's lover/slaterologist March 14, 2022

get a wigging

To get a really bad lecture because you’re in trouble for something. Comes from Wig Snatching

If we don’t get home before dinner, we’re seriously gonna get a wigging from Mama.

by Zozothecat March 6, 2020

Wig Wam

a shish-kabob but a Cherokee shish-kabob ex Jared Klein eats all the cheese steak

You know, that Wig Wam!

by Bobeena November 23, 2021

Wig pushed back

To get your wig pushed back means to be killed by a gun shot

Fam owes me mad bread and still ain't paid me yet. I'm finna to go over to his crib right now. He bout to get his wig pushed back gee.

by El General November 15, 2023

Cappin Some Wigs

Related to fighting, and/or winning a fight against some "Rachet ass hoes" (Taking them down.)

"It was about time someone went out and capped those wigs, those hoes were crazy!"

"Just got done Cappin some wigs, someone needed to take them bitches down a notch."

by Smarohh August 4, 2017