donkey whopped

Very similar to the donkey punch except this is when the female is being triple penetrated and all three of the men count to 3 and on three all of them punch her as hard as they can. A good donkey will let out a grunt and tighten up a bit and keep going. It is a great test for girlfriend material

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by Backhand February 14, 2014

a can of whoopass

a can of whoopass is something you open up on someone whom you're about to fight.

I'm gettin' ready to open up a can of whoopass on you.

by Scorpiette June 10, 2006

a can of whoopass

something i open up on sorry losers.
something my grandmother opens up when her titties sag too low

" im gonna kick your ass" -hank hill

by samdog June 10, 2006

whoopage

the officaial scientific term for a person high off boost and chocolate in Garg's science lesson

'You are the whoopage'
'Wow really?!'

by sid le sloth March 3, 2009

It's lollipops or whoopass

It can be really nice or really not.

It's lollipops or whoopass, dude, and guess what - I'm fresh out of lollipops.

by dense fog April 20, 2010

Golly Whopper

A penis that, when presented in the *whop form to an audience of one or more, evokes a "gollllly!"

*zip, *WHOP. *silver ware and dishes on table rattle
Elle May: "GOLLLLLLEEE!"
Guy: I know.



Crocodile Dundee: "That ain't a golly whoppa, thIS is a golly whoppa!"


golly whopper

by BKgolleewhopper April 17, 2009

Whopper-jawed

Word used to describe a kid with a HUGE mouth, because he/she probably got that way eating giant sandwiches like the Whopper.

Yo, that kid Alex is one Whopper-jawed mofo.

by against randall March 22, 2007