Water plopper

When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.

Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.

by Badgerglue March 5, 2009

Water cow

Water cow is a cow in a boat, owned by pewdiepie . pewdiepie also owns a sheep named water sheep. they are both from a minecraft letsplay

Pewdiepie:thanks for the delicious milk
Water cow:mooo

by Yoergen July 14, 2019

Standing water

A popular term amongst non-swimming youths which refers to large bodies of water in which one can touch the ground.

Person A: Geee it's hot today, I'd love to go for a dip!

Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?

Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...

by chillybang July 25, 2018

water pollution

The addition of harmful chemicals to natural water. Sources of water pollution in the United States include industrial waste, run-off from fields treated with chemical fertilisers, and run-off from areas that have been mined.

source - dictionary.com

The control of air and water pollution has been greatly strengthened.

by Fred the painter February 26, 2018

water kicker

The water you snort after snorting drugs.

These drugs are bumpin... need a water kicker for this shit!!

by paper stax May 12, 2011

Aluminum Water

It will make you strong like metal. Drink for all ages, including baby. 73% Aluminum. WARNING: DRINK SLOWLY. A much better drink than wâtêr.

-Hey dude! *sips nutritious aluminum water*
-What are you drinking dude?
-Oh this? It’s just a lil’ aluminum water thats all!
-But, what IS that?
-Aluminum water is a healthy delicious drink, that is safe for all ages, including baby!
-Oh, word! *dumps out old nasty disgusting regular water*
-Spread the word dude! Aluminum water is the best!

by Titanclaws November 9, 2018

Desert Water

Also known as "Desi Water." Cheap beer such as Coors Light, Keystone Light, and very commonly Natural (Natty) Light or Ice. The term was coined by the Bro community as these so-called "beers" are the beverage of choice when the Bros take their lifted Ford Rangers, dirt bikes, and quads out to the desert for weekends of gasoline fumes, general drunkenness and groping of their underage female companions.

Bro #1: "Bro! Make sure we have enough Desert Water for this weekend in Glamis!

Bro #2: "Dude.... Bro... No worries! I've already got 6 cases of Natty Light!!"

Bro #1: "Sick! That'll get the bitches wasted!"

by Sergio Villalobos November 10, 2006