crotch watch

You know how guys stare at boobs at the mall? The same way, girls and homosexual guys stare at the genital region of passing people.

Guy 1: Actually... it's men who crotch watch (other men); most women don't.

by Fractal-Pterodactyl November 23, 2013

Watching Godspell

verb.

Watching Godspell means you are one of two things, or a combo of both.

1. A member of the cast of some production in a tiny town, WAY WAY WAY off Broadway.

2. An extreme Broadway Musical fan. aka-a friggin NERD!

Girl 1: Hey! What part did you get?
Girl 2: I got Gilmer!
Girl 1: Well I guess I know what we'll be doing for the next few weeks...
Girl 2: What?
Girl 1: Watching Godspell!

by Esilanna June 26, 2008

Croatian Watch

Slang term used to describe someone's groin, dick n' balls, or crotch. Often used to hide the fact that they're actually talking about it.

-"Wow! Suzie really likes to grab at your croatian watch!"

by Skippedy Doo September 10, 2010

dont watch that

Dont look at that its rather embarassing

raaahz dont watch afro blud
>Oh my! dont look at my afro, its not looking its best<

by leila November 01, 2003

crotch watch

The act in which a homosexual's (usually a male) eyes wander from direct eye contact to the genital region.

Nathan: Man, that dude never looks me in the eye when he talks to me!
Keith: Well, thats because he is on crotch watch

by thomas jenkins June 26, 2007

nice watch

Guy-code phrase for "Your girlfriend is fucking hot/fine/beautiful. Good job man."

Nice watch.

by omg sheepies March 30, 2004

watch me

1. to tell the direct honest truth despite the repercussions
2. to let some one know the way it is with no qualms about it

" Andra asked me how her horse hair weave looked so I had to watch me , and tell her."

by yummilicious September 08, 2006