Valentina Nappi

An italian pornstar who joined in the industry 2012.

Guy1: Hey you know that one pornstar named Valentina Nappi.

Guy2: Yea I've seen her, she's from Italy right

Guy1: Yea I just found out about her, she's freaking hot.

by WellIDontGiveAShit October 8, 2020

Phil Valente

another word for stoner, bitch, whose too lazy to get a job.

Do you know Phil Valente, he's the guy with three flat tires.

by Sam January 20, 2005

Valentines Day

Named after an early christian martyr named Valentine, it is the one day where people who have no chance of getting with a girl in any way shape or form realize that fact even more...
also, the really lonely people's mothers say they will be their valentine because they know their son it pathetic

Eli Manning - its valentines day again and nobody loves me. especially since the giants robbed the pats of the superbowl win
Eli's mother - its ok honey. if it makes you feel better, ill be your valentine
Eli - *sniffles* ok

by bigtallguy1292 February 8, 2008

St. Valentine's Day Massacre

Sex with a woman having her period.

When I was fucking her, she was having a st. valentine's day massacre. My "al capone" was all red.

by mr. buggaloo October 1, 2004

Valentine's Disease

Also known as Cupid's Arm, Valentine's Disease is a malformation of the penis, in which the head is shaped much like a heart. While there can be complications in urination and ejaculation, many men are proud of their misshapen tips, as some women are inclined to provide oral sex while wearing red lipstick in order to shade the growth. This act is known as a Valentine's Kiss.

When having vaginal intercourse, the vagina is then known as a Heart-shaped Box.

Valentine's Disease. It gives me an extra inch.

by Dr. Doctor M.D. October 14, 2008

valintino

Valintino is a sexy guy who loves doing chicks and eating Chicken and has a huge penis so you should bow down to him and give him head.

"Valintino is hot and has a huge penis"

"I love valintinos"

"Valintino is hot and has a huge penis"

"I love valintinos"

by fairygirl69 February 10, 2014

Bullet for my Valentine

a metalcore band they are like a lighter Trivium kinda. They are from Wales...that sounds like a cool place. They covered Metallica's (Welcome Home) Sanitarium, and first covered Nirvana songs under the name Jeff Killed John. half of the people who listen to them are annoying teens who think they are cool but the rest are really metalheads. Emo and Scene kids dont listen to them...they listen to stuff like Hollywood Undead, Fall out Boy, Bring me the Horizon and other well uh crap. Bullet for my Valentine's lyrics consist of these topics God, love , anger, personal storries. They went by these names before desiding on BFMV: Jeff Killed John, Bullet, 12 Pints of my girlfriends blood.

Bullet for my valentine is coming to the concert hall down the street I think I might grab me a ticket.

by seed of something July 27, 2009