vacation dick

A penis of a variety that one would only be mentally and physically prepared to receive once a year, to allow for the appropriate amount of mental and physical recuperation. Vacation dicks tend to be of a different colour and greater size to those that one is used to in domestic living.

Courtney: Omg, i got the best vacation dick when i went to Magaluf; i'm still trying to get my cunt back to its normal size and Daryl's white wonder just isn't doing it for me at the moment. Would not do that again for a while, maybe a year or two.

by AForSparta May 28, 2016

vacation dick

it might be termed as longer than regular sized dick, that's hard to inhale regularly.

my boyfriend wants me to give him, a favor daily but it's his vacation dick what resists and scars me.

by PaaWan June 10, 2016

vacation dick

Not always the biggest or smallest. What's available locally and usually not boyfriend dick quality. Typically longer and more taboo then daily dick.

"Got myself some vacation dick, wasn't the biggest but we went all night.

by GFOcabulary June 17, 2016

vacation dick

Dick that only comes around once a year.

I only see Keith Willis when I go to the shore but he's always good for some vacation dick.

by Iliftheavyshit May 31, 2016

forced internet vacation

when you go on vacation and take your laptop with you, but you try to connect to messenger or chec your email and you can't do it because you find that there's no internet connection in the place you're visiting.

frank: hey jane! i've been sending you a lot of emails but i still haven't gotten an answer! jane: sorry. i had a forced internet vacation problem. when i arrived in my town for vacation, i tried to check my email but i couldn't open it because there wasn't any internet connection there.

by anglocolombiano86 January 9, 2010

vacation dick

A penis that is great to recieve occasionally but not worthy of regularly. Normally larger than your average sized penis. This penis is usually AMAZING, too amazing that if revieved daily it would lose its touch.

James has a "vacation dick" but it's too amazing to make it a boyfriend dick.

by Drea88 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A penis larger than the boyfriend dick but unlike the b.d., too big to take on a daily basis. Only for relaxation and occasions.

Wow Marie, thank you for telling me about that vacation dick. It sure did the trick. I don't just feel relaxed, that vacation dick rejuvenated me and left me ready for the work week.

by urmompuntocom June 15, 2016