vacation dick

Dick that only comes around once a year.

I only see Keith Willis when I go to the shore but he's always good for some vacation dick.

by Iliftheavyshit May 31, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is so big a girl would consider it a vacation. To big to recieve this on a daily basis

"I went over to my Boyfriends house and we banged, I didn't realize he had a vacation dick I am all sore this morning!"

by BenStratford666 June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I hooked up with a guy last week who had vacation dick. I needed a break after that one.

by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016

vacation dick

A massive cock that you CANT take on a daily basis

Girl #1: OMG i just had my monthly vacation dick!

Girl #2: Really? im having mine next week!

by amotherfuckingnigger45 June 1, 2016

vacation dick

A vacation dick is attractive and very big. Porn star quality that many women say they want, but in reality it is too big for daily prolonged sex. Although it looks great and can feel great if everything is done right, it requires too much extra lubrication and caution for a daily lover. Every woman wants to have experienced a vacation cock at some point in their life, but if she is being honest it's just too big to enjoy daily.

The reason she is smiling today is that she finally found her vacation dick last night. She is walking a little different today.

by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016

vacation dick

A penis that is of incredible size that one only receives on rare special occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.

I had vacation dick last night and it was the greatest, but you can't be on vacation every night or you get home sick

by Arseman92 June 17, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so large it cannot be handled on a day to day basis.

He was totally rocking vacation dick, if I tried that every day I wouldn't be able to walk.

by windybritt June 16, 2016