vacation dick

A dick so fucking large that you can only recieve it for about a week before your vaginal walls are completely eroded, and you are no longer capable of bearing children.

Doctor: "I'm sorry ma'am, but you are physically unable to have children"

Woman: (crying ) "I knew I should have never let that black guy talk me into taking his vacation dick"

by nosaM naitsirhC June 10, 2016

vacation dick

Dick of above average size that you'd enjoy on vacation but not everyday.

Boy had that vacation dick last night, had me moaning and squirting.

by Giant jack June 10, 2016

vacation dick

The type of dick that is so amazing it takes you to a whole new world.

That dude had vacation dick it took me on a trip to the milky way.

by Lil Ms.Kitty June 10, 2016

vacation dick

it might be termed as longer than regular sized dick, that's hard to inhale regularly.

my boyfriend wants me to give him, a favor daily but it's his vacation dick what resists and scars me.

by PaaWan June 10, 2016

Vacation Dick

Vacation dick is dick that is only desirable for a short amount of time or at certain freaky times. As opposed to boyfriend dick which is able to be desired on a daily.

I got me some vacation dick last night. Now it's back to my boyfrined dick.

by QueenBitchBoss June 10, 2016

vacation dick

Once in a life time dick. Either too small or too big it's a trip.

She had vacation dick and was surprised how short the weekend was.

by Faceoffate June 9, 2016

vacation dick

A dick you get while out on a trip, usually surprisingly large in size. You can't take this dick on a daily basis which makes it perfect for a temporary vacation.

I got some vacation dick when I went to Vegas. Oh boy was it big, but what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas am I right?

by Swaggy K June 9, 2016