Weezy F Vladimir

Are Ukrainian People from Colorado Who have very large Penises and Lots of swag

Look I see Weezy F Vladimir, I want his Autograph

by Weezy-F-Swagimir March 28, 2012

Vladimir Putin

"president"(Tsar) of Russia Federation(Russia Empire)
Ex-KGB
Boss of Donald "orangeman" Ivanovich Trump, 45th "president" of the USA(Actually the lead source for Russian intelligent service in USA)
Poisoned Alexei Navalny buy putting nerve agents in his underwear(sike)

"President of Russia, Vladimir Putin"

by Mike Rhodeicks, Chicago, IL February 9, 2021

Vlad

It's the name of a valachian ruller (Vlad Dracula or Vlad Tepes) and is attributed to people who try to intimidate or scare other people, but allmost never success.

Rob: Look at him, he's trying to intimidate us...
Dick: Don't embaress yourself paying attension to him, he's just vlad

by moni_beauty60 September 20, 2009

vladlena

A person who has intimacy issues and so can only fall asleep hugging inanimate objects. She also has a habit of licking bald spots on men, preferably if it's covered with chocolate. She is a very thorough person, so she will most likely rinse and repeat.

Eww you're such a Vladlena licking that bald spoy.

by John Doe555lp February 10, 2014

Vlado the Vladislaf

A person who usually says the most random and bullshit things that come to mind. He is so stupid and random and when he says that he is saying stupid and random shit on purpose and you know it's not true, you know it only makes him look stupider . Usually this type of person refers to Russia as a western european kingdom.

Friend: "Vlado, veruvash vo Gospod?"

Vlado the Vladislaf: "Ne."

Friend: "Znachi ti si ateist."

Vlado the Vladislaf: "Ne, shto e toa ateist?"

Friend: "Shto mislish ti deka e ateist?"

Vlado the FUCKING Vladislaf: *legitemately thought this was the answer* "Ne bea ateisti tie shto povikuvaat demoni navecher?"

Friend: "VLADO!!!"

by Fuckboy McGee April 19, 2018

Vladimir Putin

My loyalty to Vladimir Putin shall not end until my death, I shall live and die in his honor. He is the sword in the darkness. The shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to Vladimir Putin, for this day and all the days to come.

Person 1: Vladimir Putin is our lord and savior.
Person 2: YES

by VladimirPutin's Right-hand-man February 22, 2021

vladimer

someone who seems to like to laugh at stuff that isn't funny and smartass. With a bad haircut is short and a wangsta dude

omg get away from him he's a vladimer
EWWwwwwwwwwwwwww!

by ninja370 April 25, 2008