Vertical Bacon Baguette

Term used as an alternate for a womans Squeamy gash. Phrase coined by C.Robertson on a drinkin' trip to Newcastle. After others expressed offense to the word C**T, Robertson reverted to using the terms vertical bacon baguette, Gaping Axe Wound and Chainsaw Wound. A slightly less offensive and crude term for female genitalia than most of its predecessors.

You stupid vertical bacon baguette!!!

I bet her vertical bacon baguette tastes delightful!!!

by Tubbzeh May 22, 2006

V-Vert

A V-Vert, shortened form of Virgin Pervert, is exactly what it sounds like, a virgin who can't stop thinking about sex...mostly found on the pages of internet rating sites masturbating to the pictures of other members.

Wow, that top 5 girl on BP is hot!
/touches self

...Damn, I'm such a V-Vert. :/

by Marc Ferguson September 22, 2005

vertical sandwich

the vaginal area.

also known as a camle toe

This girl over here has a vertical sandwich, haha sarah!

by Alex R. February 11, 2004

Vert

The sick looking vertical part at the top of the skate or snowboard ramp.

''That mother of a half pipe has half a fucking metre of vert!!!''

by Brendan April 5, 2003

Vertical Fur Taco

A big fat hairy pussy.

Man o' Livin, I licked her vertical fur taco until she uncorked on my face.

by kalamir Erick December 28, 2005

Verity

Originating from Australia, Verity is a word used to describe people who shits their pants while farting.

'eew did you just do a Verity?'

by PHANTOM212121 October 22, 2009

verticon

Verticons are vertical emoticons used on the internet by speakers of Asian languages, most commonly Taiwanese and Japanese people. Verticons are also used by anime fans that don't fully understand the meaning of verticons, and have an incomplete vocabulary of verticons.

OMG VeRtIcOnS aRe So KaWaIi!!!11 ^_^

by Ninja337 August 26, 2006