Traveller 1:"Where are you from?"
Traveller 2:"Toronto"
Traveller 1:"Wherabouts in Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Oakville/Brampton/Ottawa"
Traveller 1:"Dude, that's not Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Yeah I know....but it's close"
Traveller 1:"No not really...sorry"
Traveller 2:"Toronto"
Traveller 1:"Wherabouts in Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Oakville/Brampton/Ottawa"
Traveller 1:"Dude, that's not Toronto"
Traveller 2:"Yeah I know....but it's close"
Traveller 1:"No not really...sorry"
by GreenRoom February 7, 2010
Get the Toronto mug.The most overrated team in NHL history. Also proudly owns the nhl's worst logo and worst name. To their credit, they used to be good. A long long time ago in 1967, I believe, they managed to win their 13th and final cup. Now, they can't even make it to the cup finals. Will miss the playoffs this season thanks to lousy coaching, too much reliance on power play and of course just plain bad, underachieving players. The Leafs also happen to have the most terrible fans in the nhl. Somehow, those clowns still think the Leafs will make the playoffs even though they're almost totally eliminated. They also believe they'll win the cup... But no worries. Soon, Leafs fans will be able to celebrate the 40th anniversary of their last Stanley Cup. If you live in Toronto, do yourself a favor and root for any other team. The Ottawa Senators are a good pick. Or the Montreal Canadiens who actually have won a Stanley Cup during current fans' lifetimes.
If the Toronto Maple Leafs had won a few games against the Ottawa Senators this season, they'd be contenders for the playoffs. But what can I say? The Sens are a far superior team.
10/5/05 Ottawa 3 at Toronto 2 (shootout)
10/10/05 Toronto 5 at Ottawa 6 (shootout)
10/29/05 Ottawa 8 at Toronto 0
12/17/05 Toronto 2 at Ottawa 8
1/21/06 Toronto 0 at Ottawa 7
1/23/06 Toronto 3 at Ottawa 4
3/4/06 Ottawa 4 at Toronto 2
As you can see, the Maple Leafs suck and are absolutely not better than the Sens.
10/5/05 Ottawa 3 at Toronto 2 (shootout)
10/10/05 Toronto 5 at Ottawa 6 (shootout)
10/29/05 Ottawa 8 at Toronto 0
12/17/05 Toronto 2 at Ottawa 8
1/21/06 Toronto 0 at Ottawa 7
1/23/06 Toronto 3 at Ottawa 4
3/4/06 Ottawa 4 at Toronto 2
As you can see, the Maple Leafs suck and are absolutely not better than the Sens.
by Dr.Cain April 28, 2006
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One of the Original 6 teams in the NHL. The Toronto Maple Leafs have lots of fans despite the fact that the leafs havent won the cup since like 1967 or something and probably won't win the cup again until around 2067 because when it all comes down to --Skills-- they aint got em. Theyre players are to old they get bodychecked once and collapse or they are small pansies and get thrown around like a --PersonalRagdolls-- to Zdeno Chara or anyone from the sens
The Toronto Maple Leafs don't have many skills and when they start to lose they attack the opposing teams bench or sucker punch someone because they're jealous that person can score.
by Dylan K February 2, 2006
Get the Toronto Maple Leafs mug.Once again gangs in Scarborough are getting violent , bringing bats , shanks , and even guns to local tamil festivals to fight. The most common gangs known is the
Unknownz , KBT (killah brown thugz), BLS (Brave Lankan Soldiers) and BMz(Brown Movementz). They have a high reputation and police are on the look out for them. They are belived to be now the most dangerous gangs standing at youth age. They will not hesitate to start a fight and stab.
Unknownz , KBT (killah brown thugz), BLS (Brave Lankan Soldiers) and BMz(Brown Movementz). They have a high reputation and police are on the look out for them. They are belived to be now the most dangerous gangs standing at youth age. They will not hesitate to start a fight and stab.
by stopthecrime May 23, 2010
Get the Tamil gangs in Toronto 2010 mug.A team of whining pansies who suck the green fungus out of Bryan McCabe's cunt in the dressing room while probing one another's assholes with the butt ends of their sticks. All their tiny pricks are erect and when the extacy of defecating in each other's mouths becomes too much, they all blow their loads on over the coach's face. They then have to have a naked mud wrestling match and the winner of that match gets to lick all of the cum off of the coach's face and spit it all over his teammate's genitals.
by bob landry July 16, 2008
Get the toronto maple leafs mug.An underwhelming shitbag of a city in North America's Mid West. Toronto, not unlike its Mid Western neighbours, is plagued by terrible weather, even worse architecture, and ugly freeways crisscrossing its downtown core. It is a city full of future Vancouverites and Calgarians and those not intelligent enough to leave.
A Westerner to another Westerner: Why can't you get a good blowjob in Toronto?
Westerner responding: Because all those cocksuckers are out here!
Westerner responding: Because all those cocksuckers are out here!
by VancouverUbberAlles May 14, 2005
Get the Toronto mug.The University of Toronto (U of T) is a large research oriented school located in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
U of T prides itself on being the most academically intensive school in the country and, generally speaking, they are correct. Unfortunately, everything else about the university sucks.
Despite what U of T students and faculty may tell you, it is NOT the "Harvard of the North," that distinction goes to Mcgill. (sorry Queen's)
The admissions averages are lower than that of "easier" schools such as UWO, Queen's, and Mcgill because no one wants to go there. There is no student community, and no social scene. The student body is VERY unattractive, and most are virgins when they graduate.
Speaking of graduates, the ones U of T produces are pathetic: they have zero real world skills, and despite their "VASTLY SUPERIOR EDUCATION!!!!!," are unable to find jobs; that is until some enterprising Waterloo alum realizes that U of T graduates make excellent code monkeys if kept locked in a back room and fed a steady diet of study drugs and U of T alumni newsletters.
If you want to become a businessman, go to Western. If you want to become a doctor, go to Mcgill. If you want to become a lawyer, go to Queen's. If you want to become an insecure, friendless, virgin loser, who will forever cling to the security blanket known as "prestige," go to the University of Toronto; if that's your goal, there truly is no better school anywhere in Canada or the world.
U of T prides itself on being the most academically intensive school in the country and, generally speaking, they are correct. Unfortunately, everything else about the university sucks.
Despite what U of T students and faculty may tell you, it is NOT the "Harvard of the North," that distinction goes to Mcgill. (sorry Queen's)
The admissions averages are lower than that of "easier" schools such as UWO, Queen's, and Mcgill because no one wants to go there. There is no student community, and no social scene. The student body is VERY unattractive, and most are virgins when they graduate.
Speaking of graduates, the ones U of T produces are pathetic: they have zero real world skills, and despite their "VASTLY SUPERIOR EDUCATION!!!!!," are unable to find jobs; that is until some enterprising Waterloo alum realizes that U of T graduates make excellent code monkeys if kept locked in a back room and fed a steady diet of study drugs and U of T alumni newsletters.
If you want to become a businessman, go to Western. If you want to become a doctor, go to Mcgill. If you want to become a lawyer, go to Queen's. If you want to become an insecure, friendless, virgin loser, who will forever cling to the security blanket known as "prestige," go to the University of Toronto; if that's your goal, there truly is no better school anywhere in Canada or the world.
Western grad: I went to UWO. I slept with 25 new women each year, I played on the football team, I partied my ass off, and now I make 125k a year as a investment banker.
Queen's grad: I went to Queen's. I killed it in undergrad and I met my wife in law school. Together we started our own law firm and are now happily married with 2 kids and a black lab.
Mcgill grad: I went to Mcgill. During school I tore up the nightclubs in Montreal, the coolest city in Canada and one of the best in the world. I graduated summa cum laude, went to medical school, and now I save lives for a living.
University of Toronto grad: Yeah well I went to U of T, the BEST school in the country. During school I stayed home every weekend, studied my ass off, and still graduated with a 2.7 GPA. I met no girls, went to no parties, and couldn't get into graduate school. Today I'm a personal accountant for a Banker, a Lawyer, and a Doctor.
Queen's grad: I went to Queen's. I killed it in undergrad and I met my wife in law school. Together we started our own law firm and are now happily married with 2 kids and a black lab.
Mcgill grad: I went to Mcgill. During school I tore up the nightclubs in Montreal, the coolest city in Canada and one of the best in the world. I graduated summa cum laude, went to medical school, and now I save lives for a living.
University of Toronto grad: Yeah well I went to U of T, the BEST school in the country. During school I stayed home every weekend, studied my ass off, and still graduated with a 2.7 GPA. I met no girls, went to no parties, and couldn't get into graduate school. Today I'm a personal accountant for a Banker, a Lawyer, and a Doctor.
by TerribleTom August 9, 2010
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