Sugar coated turd

Something undesirable dressed up or talked up as if it is something desirable and sweet. It may be sweet on the outside, but it is still poop at the core. Similar to the saying "lipstick on a pig" (except 'lipstick' often refers to people, and 'SCT' to an object).

My coworker tried to dump her project in my lap, but in this sickeningly-sweet way, like it was a sugar coated turd...like I wasn't supposed to notice or acknowledge it was a turd simply because it had sugar sprinkled on it!

by armcandy2222 May 27, 2009

turd axe

A wire coat hanger used when a plunger is insufficient when disposing of ones growler. most effective on particularly thick sinkers when too much fiber is consumed.

Hey Bob I could really use a turd axe in here, this plunger aint gonna cut it. I think I shit a squirrel.

by adolph oliver-nipples October 14, 2006

Turd High

Intoxication from inhaling extremely pungent (usually male) fecal fumes causing the receipient to expeience a temporary "high"

After eating a hot pastrami burrito the night before, Scott came out of the bathroom inchoherent, suffering from a turd high.

by Pfc. Snowball August 14, 2008

tridge

The coolest bridge in the ENTIRE WORLD. It has three legs. Seriously.

Midland, MI has a sweet tridge.

by Tim May 7, 2005

ghost turd

when you sit on the can and you can swear you're droppin a laod, but when you turn around to admire your work there's no sighn of it

oh, man, i just laid a ghost turd

by Anonymous July 22, 2003

turd bucket

Someone who is completely worthless. Similar to piss bucket just a tad worse. They are the equivalent to a bucket full of turds that gets sealed by turd monkeys and then buried in the ground, inprisoned in it's own filth.

That new hire never does any work and is always late; he is such a turd bucket.

by ITStaff July 11, 2005

magic turd

a turd that is so clean that you don't have to wipe. Also known as a 'get up and go'.

'Dude i just had the most lovely magic turd'
'i thought you were quick'
'yeah i love it when there's no paperwork'

by thatowenz May 2, 2006