Tug Boat

Represents being cool.
Can be used as a verb as in something being Tug Boat (cool) or as a noun being the oneness of cool or awesome.

Nate: Man I saw you from all the way overthere! You ain't even Tug Boat!
Mike: Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

by Nate Sexton March 5, 2004

Plug 'n' Tug

Engaging in a joyful act of shoving one's thumb inside the anal canal whilst also having a phat wank of one's phallus.

OI! I heard Shannon was a bit lonely the other night, so he just gave himself the old Plug 'n' Tug to pass the time... freak!

by Sick Tits March 7, 2011

turkey neck tug

when one sticks his penis in the fat region of another males neck until he ejaculates on his neck

"Dude, my dick is so raw after frank gave me the good ol turkey neck tug"

by Ross IhavepooEdick May 27, 2009

Tugging my shorts

Tired. Ready to be taken out of the game. First used by Magic Johnson to describe Michael Jordan during the playoffs. Magic explained that Michael must be tired because he was "tugging his shorts".

Bro 1: Yo dude, you coming out tonight? We're gonna get banged up.

Bro 2: No way dude, I just wailed on my pecs. I'm tugging my shorts, big time.

by redbelt June 12, 2009

Rub-Adub-Tug

When in the shower you give yourself a tug job, for ladies its Rub-Adub-Rub.

Steve: “Ive got time before class im gonna pull a Rub-Adub-Tug"

by thewonderyears November 19, 2011

false sleeping tug

Typically during a first semester of college, but applicable for all years, the completely awkward situation where your roommate is under the false impression that you are asleep and it is therefore ok to masturbate. You though, are awake, and cannot say anything for the sake of embaressement on both parts.

"dude, Smith thought i was asleep last night and pulled a false sleeping tug"

"ah nasty dude did you say anything?"

"Nah man I couldn't, i just couldn't"

by Ray delacour January 5, 2008

rug and tug

a man having sex doggy style with a long haired woman on a carpeted floor while pulling on her hair.

By the third date, she had invited him in for drinks. One thing led to another, and before they knew it, they were playing Rug and Tug on the living room floor.

by publiccervixannouncement December 14, 2012