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Tugboat

A fat girl you'd let give you a handjob--but nothing more.
That girl's not really fuckable, she might be a tugboat though.
by macgruber123 August 10, 2012
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Harriet Tugman

A handjob that costs $20.
It's $100 for the hour, $50 for the half and half, and for $20 you get the Harriet Tugman.
by CerealKing73 January 29, 2021
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tugboating

performing an action know as the tugboat
Mark and Alex asked Witherspoon if she wanted to tugboat. Witherspoon said no, so they take turns tugboating each other instead.
by Kat June 18, 2006
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Tugboat

word to describe someone who keeps smiling at you and you arent't sure whether they are trying to keep the peace or just gloating - like the skinhead who did Ed Norton in Amercian History X.
the guy is a real tugboat
by guy who looks like meatloaf September 14, 2004
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Tugboat Presley

Handjob. Another way of disguising the act of a handjob. Slang.
I was tryin ta get a Beejer but she let me off wit a Tugboat Presley
by Ian Danger February 6, 2007
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Tuba

A mediocre instrument though, is the love of people's life. It plays in the bass clef, and is the "back-beat" to the band. Though it has amassed a large following because of it's large size, low tone and vibrant sound, it is in many ways a cumbersome instrument.

Some of the effects on tuba players is that they end up angry that they chose an such a comically large instrument, and therefore feel the need to lash out at anyone who decides to "attack" their "godly" tuba. Another effect is that all tuba players feel the need to validate them self, and prove that they are the most important part of a band.

Often times, a tuba player is prorated as a larger man, and the inclusion of a tuba is a nod to how the flow of the bass line of a song is a lower and slower part.

Though all the parts of a band is valuable, many of the players of the tuba are quick to point out that their instrument "is the best!" and nothing with change their mind.

A conversation between a band and a tuba player would look like:
Tuba player: "you know, I, as the tuba player, am like the best and most important part of the band"

The woodwind section: "but we all have are parts to play"

Tuba player: "you're just wrong though"

Percussion section: "you're just loud and not really that needed"

Tuba player later: "wow they think they are such good musicians, clearly I am the best part"

The rest of brass in the distance: "we're just you but lower, and you know it"
James: "You know brad plays the tuba right"

Jackson: "Wow he sounds really pretentious already"
by BreadGetBeaned November 14, 2019
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Seattle Tugboat

The northwest form of a Cleveland Steamer. It is critical that you eat a large quantity of Mexican food before preforming the Seattle Tugboat so that you have diharria. You then crap on the girl's chest and slide down with a "toot toot" noise, more like a tugboat.
Dude 1: Man I gave this chick a wicked Seattle Tugboat last night!
Dude 2: I didn't know you had a girlfriend!
Dude 1: No, man it was your girlfriend!
by TJ_01 February 19, 2009
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