Throne cone

Fellatio on the toilet, see blumpkin

The best thing about using public restroom is the possibility of throne cone.

by Econgineer September 23, 2016

throne vs. phone

That infuriating and mysterious battle between two common household objects --- both made of white porcelain --- which causes untold headaches, especially if there's only one person in the house at the time. You know the drill --- the telephone can be "silent" for hours, yet as soon as you plop down on the toilet and are in the middle of a lengthy crap, THAT'S precisely when the 0%!$&#@ phone decides to ring, and so you have to awkwardly jam a tissue-wad up your butt and hold it there while you penguin-strut with your trousers down around your ankles all the way across the living room to grab the receiver with your messy hand, only to either (1) have the caller hang up just as you are lifting the receiver, or (2) have it be just either a telemarketer or a bill-collector who'd dialed the wrong number, anyway, or (3) have the caller be a bored/crybaby/mooching neighbor who had nothing important to say/ask, but just called to shoot the breeze, whine about his miserable life (which he could easily improve if he'd just start being more responsible/diligent), or ask for a ride, assistance with some ordinary task that he really could accomplish himself, or the loan of money/a vehicle/tools. So you'll have totally wasted your time/effort --- not to mention half a bottle of Lysol to disinfect the phone afterwards --- to answer the phone that time, when the call turned out to be non-urgent and so you could have just let the answering machine take it.

Judge: Next case --- throne vs. phone. Phone, you are hereby accused of intentionally waiting to ring until your owner goes to take a dump. How do you plead?
Phone: Guilty as charged, Your Honor, but I can't really help it... I am unable to ring if there is nobody calling, and if there is a ring-signal sent through the telephone wires, I have to ring whether I want to or not. I don't like to bother my owner anymore than he does; I'm just doing what I was designed to do; it's the inconsiderate callers who should be the real defendants here.
Judge: Good point --- case dismissed.

by QuacksO November 2, 2016

Toner Terrorist

A person who not only wastes the ink toners in a printer but also slaughters it.

"Oh man, Mr. Garringer is toner terrorist he printed a black page on the printer."

by DJ Space Invaders May 23, 2017

tonestous

the voice which is so loud and unpleasant

what a tonestous sound!

by A.M.B.Z November 19, 2017

tioners

poggers man oh yes

hey have you met tioners he is very poggers and all women love him
me: yes

by tioners October 27, 2020

tornee

A girl who knows what she wants and never lets anything get in her way! She's always the one who brings fun and life to the party, never failing to amaze anyone and everyone in the most wonderful of ways. She's kind, and considerate.. always lifting others up! If you are lucky enough to have a tornee in your life, never let her go, always treasure her because she is GOLD!!

Tornee: female name

by Kxst04 October 18, 2020

Tone Main

They're all fucking scummy bastard's. They deserve to be hung drawn and quartered for their crimes against the Titanfall community. They only pick that titan and probably only use auto eject. Please if this is you can you stop your ways and return to something half decent, get some help you brain dead cretins.

"Hey, which titan do you main in Titanfall 2?" Person 1.
"Oh I'm a Tone main." Person 2.
"Get the fuck away from me you subhuman trash." Person 1.

by Average Titanfall Enjoyer April 28, 2021