travel-kemping

travel-kemping, is the act of travelling to developing countries to carry out kemping with the local women. In many cases this is pre-arranged with both parties. But a travel-kemper will also look to women of the night

I'm bored of going to the beach for my holidays, this year i'm going travel-kemping.

by HRH_BUTLER March 9, 2010

Mental Space-travel

To be in the state of mind where the world is your instrument. You are a floating wisp through space and time. Your ideas and thoughts extend beyond society’s frontier. You have dreams and projects that you won’t let anyone get in the way of no matter what. You are mobile and never settle with what you are comfortable with, you always strive to discover something new about yourself and your surroundings.

Person 1: Why do you have plane tickets to Egypt?

Person 2: I’m going to build an automated dildo machine on top of the pyramid of Giza which will be powered by the sun’s solar energy

Person 1: wtf why?

Person 2: I’m in a state of mental space-travel

by Diskoteklizard November 18, 2018

Time travel

A thing that contrary to popular belief, cannot cause paradoxes. The only way you would be able to kill your grandfather would be to kill him after your father was born, in which case you never met him in the first place and that will be how it's always been. In any other case, you are physically unable to, for you will inevitably be stopped or change your mind. When you go back in time, you are only able to do what has already happened.

guy: Ima prevent (Insert unexpected disaster here) from happening
*Boom boom kapow time travel*
guy: the end is nigh!!!
people: haha crazy person

Back to the future and the umbrella academy are still great btw

by udontknowmeidontknowu April 27, 2021

The blues traveler

Going down on a woman like she’s ya favorite harmonica

Things really heated up after I gave her the blues traveler.

by Daduffster July 26, 2019

traveling secretary

A hooker who travels around with you.

He brought his traveling secretary to the conference.

by crspybits June 27, 2023

travel hard

To travel hard like a ****

After the pandemic ends, Erralyn is going to travel hard.

by p4nd4m0n1um May 10, 2021

Michigan Tech traveler

One who neither minds cold weather nor driving two days each way to visit family.

I can live in the U.P. for 20 years or more as a Michigan Tech traveler, especially with all the improvements in technology since last score!

by Ohio River East November 27, 2021