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Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.
"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."
by IanLocks May 21, 2020
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trailer park tan

A skin tone that is sometimes mistaken for a real tan, but is actually just congealed grease & dirt from not bathing.
I went to middle school with this guy who showed up every day with the same sleeveless Megadeth shirt on with unkempt hair, and he had the most glorious trailer park tan that I had ever seen. Even a power washer couldn't clean him up.
by EasyNCheesy July 11, 2020
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Trailer Park Kardashian

A woman with a trailer park income and way of life with the self entitled rude attitude of a Kardashian
by Richie Mousai September 12, 2013
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Trailer Park Trifecta

One woman who has 3 children via 3 different fathers
That Ole girl is shootin for the trailer park trifecta!! I bet she hits by the end of the year
by Paulbunyon68 October 2, 2023
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Trailer Camp Tramp

A female individual that utilizes her 'assets' to get or manipulate what she wants from the opposite sex. Most of the time it is for money, but it could also include favors or other items of monetary value. The said female usually lives cheaply, in a travel trailer or in a mobile home park and is unmarried and may or may not have kids of her own hanging out in said trailer camp park. Also a source of vintage cheap publication materials for pleasure reading books.
Joe, that bitch Brenda lives over in the trailer park. She is such a total trailer camp tramp.
by SPELLING November 24, 2022
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trailer park cappuccino

Woke up late for class but didnt have time to make coffee so I grabbed a trailer park cappuccino.
by Dr.Mammogram October 16, 2010
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Trailer Park Trashed

A level of drunk past white girl wasted where you might end up on the show COPS where emotional breakdowns may occur where bouts of crying are followed by bouts of laughter. Also speech is really really hard to understand and laps of memory will occur.
Man I got so trailer park trashed last night I ended up on COPS
by Baron Scooter June 14, 2015
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