trailer park tan

A skin tone that is sometimes mistaken for a real tan, but is actually just congealed grease & dirt from not bathing.

I went to middle school with this guy who showed up every day with the same sleeveless Megadeth shirt on with unkempt hair, and he had the most glorious trailer park tan that I had ever seen. Even a power washer couldn't clean him up.

by EasyNCheesy July 11, 2020

Trailer Park Granite

Slang for cheap epoxy coating that is supposed to look like natural stone.

"Nice counter top, is that marble? Nah, it's trailer park granite."

by IanLocks May 21, 2020

Mississippi Trailer hitch

When a woman is on all fours, and a man sticks his finger in her anus making a hook shape. The man then drags her around the room.

Man that chick last night was such a dirty broad that she asked to get Mississippi trailer hitched .

by DirtyMike67 October 19, 2015

Trailer park rose

A beautiful woman that was blessed with beautiful looks by the good graces of God looking for a way out of the trailer park by a man with a little bit of money

I was sitting in the bar and in walked Daisy, the trailer park rose, wanting me to take her home.

by Ttttttttdogggggg June 25, 2016

Trailer Park Squirrel

She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.

#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.

skater B : You mean "IT"

skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.

skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap

by Dangerous360 March 31, 2015

trailer park cappuccino

Mountain Dew

Woke up late for class but didnt have time to make coffee so I grabbed a trailer park cappuccino.

by Dr.Mammogram October 16, 2010

Trailer Park Trashed

A level of drunk past white girl wasted where you might end up on the show COPS where emotional breakdowns may occur where bouts of crying are followed by bouts of laughter. Also speech is really really hard to understand and laps of memory will occur.

Man I got so trailer park trashed last night I ended up on COPS

by Baron Scooter June 14, 2015