"Dude! Remember the quarterback from high school? I saw him in a dive bar this weekend dry-ripping Trailer Park Snooters off of the back of a urinal!"
by IJMOJO December 13, 2019
Get the TRAILER PARK SNOOTERSmug. When a man is getting a blowjob and cums into the woman or mans mouth and then that woman/man spits it into the mouth of the man who cummed.
Uncle Jim Bob was blowing me in the back of the trailer park when I came in his mouth and he gave me a trailer trash shotgun!
by Landbdhfjdjdndb November 17, 2019
Get the trailer trash shotgunmug. A blowjob with suction so vicious it would be able to take the chrome off of a trailer hitch, making your dick look like a trailer hitch in Minnesota (which for some reason are all stripped of chrome), dull and lusterless.
"Dude that chick gave me a Minnesota Trailer Hitch last night, I think it may have blown up bloodcells in my dick!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"
"Why didn't you say sooner?! I'll grab the ice!"
by TrailerHitched January 23, 2016
Get the Minnesota Trailer Hitchmug. A poor conservative. Often times someone with very little means who votes against their own interest. If they have government funded healthcare they often vote for the party that wants to get rid of it. They also are the ones who take government aid, but deny it in order to keep face among their conservative friends.
Hank is such a trailer park conservative, he got his welfare check the other day, but refuses to tell anyone about it.
by CadenceClearwater May 6, 2017
Get the trailer park conservativemug. She is the swamp donkey's sister. Nasty, ugly, smelly, and dirty. But unlike the swamp donkey, this rodent is usually drugged up out of her mind and 100 lbs soaking wet .Usually blonde, some kind of acne, or face scaring. There seems to be a higher I.Q. in the swamp donkey due to methamphetamines and freon usage among squirrels. But the breeding habitats are usually the same . Full on Rape that you really don't want but might just get anyway when you've been drinking.
#1 : Don't forget your lightning bolts tonight Zeus, them trailer park squirrels are out thicker than Hades.
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.
skater B : You mean "IT"
skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.
skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap
#2 : skater A : It happened again bro.
skater B : You mean "IT"
skater A : Yup , had to go to the clinic when i woke up with a trailor park squirrel attached to my leg.
skater B: Don't know whats worse getting squirreled or the Clap
by Dangerous360 March 31, 2015
Get the Trailer Park Squirrelmug. A level of drunk past white girl wasted where you might end up on the show COPS where emotional breakdowns may occur where bouts of crying are followed by bouts of laughter. Also speech is really really hard to understand and laps of memory will occur.
by Baron Scooter June 14, 2015
Get the Trailer Park Trashedmug. by Dr.Mammogram October 16, 2010
Get the trailer park cappuccinomug.