Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.
Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.
by Adwala76 March 20, 2022
Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!
by Love, Diana.M December 05, 2024
Trafficker. As in "Drug trafficker " or "Drug trafficant".
by Naldo P. April 03, 2016
A sandwich that you’d pack for long drives or road-trips that usually have an ungodly amount of traffic. Best situation for sandwiches, y’know?
*In a car, probably in traffic.*
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”
Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”
Mom: “Do you want a traffic sandwich?”
Me: “..What?”
Mom:”You know, a sandwich that you’d eat during traffic.”
by sarvy June 30, 2023
23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
23.oct is the day were you beat Traffic lights bc they don’t go green (Actually they are already green you just didn't notice and you did just looked dumb and stupid)
beat traffic lights day
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
you: (Aggressively beating traffic lights)
friend: bro wtf are you doing
you: ITS NOT GOing- green....
frien:PHAHAHHAHAHAHA
you: (looking stupid)
by friendsAreStupidAF October 23, 2020
The process of putting every bodily fluid imaginable (ex. Blood, pee, liquid poop, etc.) into a traffic cone and putting it on your head to wear as a hat.
by BigKJohnson76 February 08, 2024