1. Not quite married anymore but not yet divorced= stupid town because, one way or another, someone (or both) is a fucking idiot.
2. A state of being in-between Married/dating and divorced/single.
3. A state of not-talking between friends shortly after a falling out, before the status is confirmed (usually either a fuckyoudouche or manIdidn'tmeanitlikethat). Similar to a dudevorce but doesn't only apply to guys and it isn't completed.
4. A point of uncertainty in a waning relationship.
2. A state of being in-between Married/dating and divorced/single.
3. A state of not-talking between friends shortly after a falling out, before the status is confirmed (usually either a fuckyoudouche or manIdidn'tmeanitlikethat). Similar to a dudevorce but doesn't only apply to guys and it isn't completed.
4. A point of uncertainty in a waning relationship.
1:
A- Why is Jenny flirting with those guys?
B- Didn't you know Jenny is in stupid town? She dumped Greg a couple weeks ago but the papers haven't gone through yet.
2:
I'd love to get on with my life and see other people, but I'm in stupid town and family/ex/mutual friends/lawyers would have my ass.
3:
A- I heard you and (friend) got in a fight; does this mean you've got an extra ticket to the game this weekend?
B- Not sure yet, we're in stupid town at the moment.
A- Why is Jenny flirting with those guys?
B- Didn't you know Jenny is in stupid town? She dumped Greg a couple weeks ago but the papers haven't gone through yet.
2:
I'd love to get on with my life and see other people, but I'm in stupid town and family/ex/mutual friends/lawyers would have my ass.
3:
A- I heard you and (friend) got in a fight; does this mean you've got an extra ticket to the game this weekend?
B- Not sure yet, we're in stupid town at the moment.
by zakavellie May 13, 2009
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Get the shy town mug.A little community of hopeless squalor mythologized Norman Rockwell-style as "friendly!" (translation: nosey) and "a great place to raise kids!" (translation: drive by shootings are written up as accidental discharges of a firearm in the local paper). Pits of desperate poverty, despair, racism, dysfunction, ignorance, sleaze and drunken failure.
I saw a "re-nig' sticker on truck at the Oak Bar in Seguin...typical small town.
I'm from a small town - I knew girls in high school who were "pregnant" for three years.
Many small town people possess a flattened DNA helix.
I'm from a small town - I knew girls in high school who were "pregnant" for three years.
Many small town people possess a flattened DNA helix.
by Anna Mae Bollocks October 29, 2012
Get the small town mug.Seguin Texas. Seguin is a small town that is overlooked by near large towns like San Antonio or Houston. The term 'Small Town' is a name that was given to Seguin within recent years due to how Seguin's growth is laughable compared to San Antonio's growth rate, and how many Segiun citizens have a thirst to be someone in life but it is fairly difficult at Seguin.
Actually if you look deep enough you'll find that the sole reason of why we call Seguin "Small Town" is because of San Antonio. The way San Antonio is growing is outstanding and while Seguin's growth rate is decent it is nothing compared to San Antonio's. Which makes Seguin live in San Antonio's shadow.
Actually if you look deep enough you'll find that the sole reason of why we call Seguin "Small Town" is because of San Antonio. The way San Antonio is growing is outstanding and while Seguin's growth rate is decent it is nothing compared to San Antonio's. Which makes Seguin live in San Antonio's shadow.
While Small Town gets a new restaurant San Antonio gets another mini mall.
If the Seguin High school matadors win district at football, the San Antonio Spurs win the NBA playoffs.
If the Seguin High school matadors win district at football, the San Antonio Spurs win the NBA playoffs.
by Mr. Selfdestruct March 30, 2008
Get the small town mug.A small town lesbian is a phrase used to describe a girl who comes from a mainly rural area who, though a nice girl, is clearly the elephant in the room. She comes from a mainly all white town with high morals so when you see her walking down the street with her short haircut and her man pants and man shirts and larger than normal muscles, the town's people don't mention it but they are all thinking how she is an outcast in their small town.
She is just a little too rough around the edges and thinks she is one of the boys, but really is not. Every town has one and it is always looked down upon.
She is just a little too rough around the edges and thinks she is one of the boys, but really is not. Every town has one and it is always looked down upon.
Look at her with her ankle long skirts and man boots, she looks like a small town lesbian.
I'm inviting you to my party Sara, but don't dress like a small town lesbian!
I'm inviting you to my party Sara, but don't dress like a small town lesbian!
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