Toot Toot

What you say to someone when they start spraying spit while screaming

When your bro stubbs his toe and starts spitting while screaming and you say “Toot Toot”

by Dingleberryking April 28, 2025

Toots

A name given to a person who is heavily disabled

person1: toots is a proper melon
person2: yes mush gang charva

by ANTI_999 September 21, 2021

toot

noun: cocaine
verb: to snort a drug (usually cocaine)

The Police Constable who stands guard at the door of 10 Downing Street has been replaced by Mike and Kev of ‘Doormen’, Romford’s finest entry control specialists.

As access to the centre of power is now almost entirely dependent on whether you’re carrying booze and maybe a bit of toot, the change has been made to better control flow through the door of the sort of people who are showing up.

(NewsThump, 14-Jan-22)

by PhilUK January 17, 2022

Toot-a-licious

What a sexy guy calls his bitch

Chris: Where is my lil toot-a-licious???
Joey: Over here daddy

by notjoeycase September 24, 2021

Tooted

King of the roadways, best at getting the pretty girls

Boy: hey dad why that truck leaning
Dad: well by golly that thing tooted cuhh

by Squatted February 5, 2022

Toot

Used to describe someone that is particularly cute, adorable or for someone you are feeling sympathy for.

Person 1: I heard that his cat died last week
Person 2: Awk, the wee toot, I sure hope he feels better soon.

by connsume January 11, 2020

Piss-toot

Using a bathroom in public can be a very embarassing experience...especially if a piss-toot is involved! A piss-toot is when you are peeing and to your surprise a fart slips out.

I piss-tooted in the bathroom and it stunk so bad a baby started crying!

by Terradactill November 6, 2011