Mayor Todd

Mayor Todd is the beater of Jill and wearer of fine Mary Kay cosmetics. Mayor Todd has no car and resembles Ed Sullivan. The shoulders on a Mayor Todd are shrunken and concave and the hands are small and child-like.

1. Mayor Todd collects restraining orders and kitchen magnets.

2. That Mayor Todd looks fantastic in blush and lipstick.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 25, 2021

Todd

a Todd would aLwaYs let u win on fortnite, you could be dying n he would be like hEY iMa save yOu. The "Todd" is better than the "Tod" just saying. He would commonly have a v annoying older brother n watch scary movies with u til ur pissing urself :))

Molly hoes: heyy todd ur pretty
me: back off u sLaG

by bobbiethebuilda February 24, 2021

Todd

Will literally yeet a child even though a gremlin

"you see that guy over there, hes a Todd"

by Fabian420 March 10, 2021

Todd

Usually Todd is spending his time creating 3d printed art. He's the type to post about cars that he has and or likes. He loves being with his child(ren). He is always willing to say what's on his mind. He loves eating cookie dough!! He doesn't care about what people think at all.

Person: "Who is Todd?"
Friend: "My dad.. duh"
Person: "Ohhhhhhh."

by TMRS March 22, 2021

todd

todd is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever

girl 1: todd has a massive cock
todd: the ladies love me, i got mucles and i got a big willy

by Memerlol March 24, 2021

Todd Ryan

A Todd Ryan is a mutual friend of a lover who likes photos of said lover from social media posts from a year or more prior. His hobbies include loving a Middle Eastern man from Galilee, killing animals for fun, and masturbating to pictures of strangers.

"Honey, why is Todd Ryan liking birthday posts from two years ago?"

"I don't even know a Todd Ryan."

"He's friends with you on Facebook."

"I don't know. Do you want me to delete him?"

"I don't know why you're having me make that call."

"....."

"Fuck you Todd Ryan."

by Professor Confessor March 27, 2021

Todd-maggedon

A todd-maggedon would occur if there were 3 or more toddlers in Buzzfeed Multiplayer and Kelsey impicciche's 100 baby challenge. Todd-maggedon is not a real word in the dictionary but this is urban dictionary so it's ok. Subscribe to my Youtube Channel That_One_Boi

"Turns out we were heading for full-blown todd-maggedon in Sims 4" A lyric from "I Had 100 Babies (In Sims 4) By Kelsey Impicciche.

by That_One_BoiYT April 11, 2021