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On todd

The most epic term to replace on god because who would want to say on god when you can say on todd
Dude i just had sex with a hot girl
put it on todd
on todd bro
by kaidunwoody May 25, 2023
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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
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Todd

For the most part, your everyday, run of the mill, normal dude. Knows everybody, is friends with most normal people, easy-going dude. Unless in a bad mood. Todd's can be tempermental, and are usually underestimated. Todd's control things from behind the scenes, hiding behind a simple name that is well known, yet somewhat rare. Todd's are good at everything, and is always slightly better than you at anything, but never hogs the limelight.
Damn, that dude is good!
Who?
Todd.
Oh, yea. Todd!
by Elemeno P 673 December 15, 2018
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Todd

A person who has claims to be tough, but really is a sensitive little shit. Will try to make hurtful jokes to people, but once a joke is directed his way, he will start to bitch and moan because people are picking on him.

Because of this, he starts to make excuses for not being social, when
Oh quit being a fucking Todd, it's a fucking joke.
by PentilenceIncarnate November 22, 2021
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patiance todd

Is a pean-butt that likes it up the butt from guys. Usually someone that is a tubber with lots of flubber. Also has a fag-end with fat bags.
by horserider November 18, 2009
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Todd

A guy who reads haikyuu fan fic and cry’s when one of them dies. His life goal and personality is based off of haikyuu. He’s also a lame bitch who’s gay but can’t get a boyfriend.
Todd is a bitch who called me a rat once
by Toddurlame August 18, 2021
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Todds and Stacys

Young, conservative professionals or preppy types.
Used to describe these people in leisure or recreational settings.
After work the gym fills with Todds and Stacys.
by Punjab January 14, 2013
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