Toads

The worst creatures to have ever been discovered. He is the worst because he lies to Mario that Princess Peach is in another castle.

PETA, I actually need you, can you destroy the Toads.

by Power476 December 19, 2020

toad punch

When you spit a massive green grog from your throat and you spit it in your fine lady's asshole and punch it in with your meat sword

Excuse me miss May I toad punch my covid toad in your hershey highway?

by Jalopy December 22, 2022

Toad in the hole

A funny term and a food

Person 1: TOAD IN THE HOLE!!
Person 2: *dies of laughter*

by Nonstickpan May 12, 2019

Toad

IT HAD HEAD FROM MAURUS

Maurus:Oh no Toad
Toad:Give me HEAD
Maurus: "Aghhh"

by HentaiAdolfUwU November 25, 2021

Bean toad

When a girl thinks she's cute but she's actually tripping

"Yo Adriane what do you think of that girl over there?"
"She's just a bean toad bro"

by Beantoads April 30, 2016

toad needlebunny rainbow dash

toad needlebunny rainbow dash is the most awesome person you know
if you know toad needlebunny rainbow dash you are cooool.

toad needlebunny rainbow dash is awesome

by rainball dash March 21, 2017

toad fest

Toad fest is a two day gathering of young ripped studs and old bald men, the annually celebrate this feat once a year for a pointless excuse to drink and do drugs at an extreme pace. Moderation is a word not heard over these two days. Also hot single chicks over the age of 18 from all around the south shore gather to get stuffed,well. Fat chicks are denied at the door on this event for once in their pathetic lives. No one cleans sleep is rare. And this event is inevitable under any circumstance rain sleet hail or even police.

Hey bro beans you going to toad fest? "Ugh yeah yeah faggot I go to toad fest every year, If you ask me again I'll kick you're neck off."

by Popsicle sucker September 9, 2015