The most beautiful girl in the world who will make you happier than anyone alive, sucks cock like a pornstar and loves like no other, from the moment you’ll meet her you’ll want to marry her the moment you meet her, so hold on and never let go.
by Shnsbf July 23, 2022
Get the Shannon Neilmug. Male Shannons in general, commonly known as the "ladyboy" of the friend group, this individual tends to be gentle by nature, introverted and very submissive, is as pale as a corpse, hair of a corner working hooker and will tend to follow your surroundings where ever you go so be weary, commonly facial features of a weak chinned communist Korean with beautiful soft fingers with a hint of talent to art (i think you can figure where this was going). If you figured all fireman rush to urgency, wait till you see this fella dance down a pole, we all love and appreciate our Shannons tubby figure but personally from a distance, love ya bud and happy Hanukkah
(for context, these people tend to drive a craptiva, possibly a Prius more commonly richer shannons but 9 times outta 10 a subaru with a homemade 6 inch exhaust compensating for something along with our Aidan friends)
if you find you this person tell him, " PISS BACK TO THE GAY BAR DAMN COMMI LADY BOY"
(for context, these people tend to drive a craptiva, possibly a Prius more commonly richer shannons but 9 times outta 10 a subaru with a homemade 6 inch exhaust compensating for something along with our Aidan friends)
if you find you this person tell him, " PISS BACK TO THE GAY BAR DAMN COMMI LADY BOY"
"dude do you see *Shannon* over there? he keeps following me."
"yeah complete fag has being carrying wood behind you pretty boy"
"hate that guy, hate Aidan more tho"
"yeah complete fag has being carrying wood behind you pretty boy"
"hate that guy, hate Aidan more tho"
by UncleKiev March 23, 2025
Get the Shannonmug. Two faced, can't trust her with your secrets. Will be your best friend, until a boy comes into the picture. She can break your heart if your not careful.
by always_sad August 20, 2019
Get the Shannonmug. by ajsndcuebfsc February 1, 2019
Get the Shannonmug. She is a girl full of beauty with the promise of trust issues, deceit and lies. You can give her all your love but as hard as you try to love her, she'll end up making a dating account behind your back and hurting you in the worst way possible. The pain you will receive is ridiculous. If you tell her to get off her phone, she just won't because of her addiction to her electronic device. Care too much, and she'll leave. Don't care at all, and she'll make up scenarios in her head where you fucked someone else.
by lucarandazzo January 16, 2023
Get the Shannonmug. A certain Shannon and a certain Matthew should never be together.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
A union between these two individuals would spell disaster because these two are not physically attracted to each other at all.
A certain Matthew cannot be with a Shannon without the aid of something like Viagra, and also..Matthew will yell at a poor Shannon any time she wants to do something intimate, because he is more interested in playing with his cards.
Shannon thought that Matthew would do much better with a certain Ian, but this will also probably never happen.
Oh look, someone made a post on Urban Dictionary about how Shannon and Matthew belong together! Isn't that sweet!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
Too bad Matthew actually intimidated Shannon into going out with him in reality!
by anonymous xyz August 7, 2022
Get the Shannon and Matthewmug. by Cupid xo December 20, 2017
Get the shannon raumug.