pillow menu

The precise list of sexual activities to which an individual is willing to consent

'We could have had fun, but a Dirty Nick was not on his pillow menu'

by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

by Hippyfox September 23, 2021

chin pillow

a nut sack,scrotum,bean bag,ball sack.Commonly referred to when getting head.

hey baby,time to use your chin pillow.

by p-low July 20, 2010

Pillow Intelligence

Pillow Intelligence: When a dog knows exactly how to utilize a pillow for laying by placing only their head on a pillow.

My dog has crazy good pillow intelligence.

by Koshinku April 21, 2020

Hate Pillows

The flabby under arm area of extremely over weight people. Typically characteristic of obese Karen’s who have nothing better to do then judge everyone else

-You should’ve seen the “hate pillows” on that bitch start flapping when she thundered over to cock block that dude from her friend.

by DickDigglesworth March 26, 2022

Get the Pillow

Putting an annoying old person ( or ANY annoying person) out of their misery by suffocation.

I told my kids to "Get the Pillow" if I become a crazy old lady.

by Deelang May 3, 2018

helper pillow

While in the missionary position, placing a pillow underneath the hips of the one on the bottom. This raises the hips upward to create a more enjoyable and deeper penetration.

Honey, wait, this bed is too saggy. Let's get a helper pillow.

by soon 2. b. unemployed December 26, 2012