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No hoodie December

No hoodie december means that no boys can wear hoodies throughout December. Girls can go what they want
Girls: Give me your hoodies

Boys: why
Girls: because no hoodie December
by Bang1585 November 6, 2020
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A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!
Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”

Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”

Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day
by Top 10 fails November 19, 2020
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October 11
Give your hoodie or hoodies to someone.
Him: Want my hoodie?
Her: Sure thanks, but why
Him: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day!
by WhenIs_NationalDay September 30, 2020
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Hoodie Goodie

When she givin you that good good and she only got a hoodie on
What’s got you in such a good mood today?”

“My girl gave me some of dat hoodie goodie before I left for work today”
by Whiplash716 November 12, 2022
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Hoodie

A ghetto-fied, urban hippy
My friend Lela is totally a hoodie. She s a hippy who lives in Metro Detroit
by Unicorn badger December 31, 2024
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Decoy Hoodie

A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.

Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me
by TheSlovenian March 16, 2025
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