No hoodie december means that no boys can wear hoodies throughout December. Girls can go what they want
by Bang1585 November 6, 2020

A day where you give ur girlfriend a hoodie! You have to put ur best cologne on the hoodie before giving to her.Trust me she will be so happy that she doesnt have to ask!
Guy:”Hey babe heres my hoodie”
Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”
Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”
Girl:”aww baby why did u give it to me though i didnt ask for it?”
Guy:”i gave it to u because its National give ur girl a hoodie day”
by Top 10 fails November 19, 2020

Him: Want my hoodie?
Her: Sure thanks, but why
Him: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day!
Her: Sure thanks, but why
Him: Remember what day it is?
Her: Oh yea it’s National Give Your Hoodie Day!
by WhenIs_NationalDay September 30, 2020

“What’s got you in such a good mood today?”
“My girl gave me some of dat hoodie goodie before I left for work today”
“My girl gave me some of dat hoodie goodie before I left for work today”
by Whiplash716 November 12, 2022

by Unicorn badger December 31, 2024

by Imwaybclikeykijustam June 23, 2022

A hoodie which is purchased or chosen specifically to be stolen by a girlfriend to protect hoodies which are are desired not to be stolen.
Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Decoy Hoodies are typically left behind at a girlfriend's place intentionally, or left in plain view with ample opportunity for the "theft"
Things are starting to get serious with Jess, so I bought and distressed a decoy hoodie for her to steal from me
by TheSlovenian March 16, 2025
