GNOMED

Laying down in a garden bed and having sex

Have you been gnomed lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

Gnome

Small people who live in gardens. Originated in the 2011 movie “Gnomeo and Juliet,” but got so popular they made them into real things.

Susan has so many gnomes in her garden, she’s so cool

by GnomeoStan23 January 14, 2021

Snack Shack Gnome

A devious critter up to no good, it uses magic for malicious shenanigans

Oh no! The the snack shack gnome turned another home owner into a traffic cone, oh the misery!

by anakedmaninahospitalroof December 15, 2024

Gnoming

The act of carrying or transporting an overall useless or underpowered item in a game far past the point it is necessary to have.

The term refers to an achievement from Half Life 2: Episode Two where the player brings a gnome from early in the game to be placed in a rocket at the end.

"Can you believe that he brought that from the starting area to the finale boss?"

"I know he was totally Gnoming."

by Zann The Gonome April 24, 2018

Garden gnoming

The act of laying down in a garden bed and having sex. Or shortened to gnomed. Example - have you gnomed anyone lately?

Have you been garden gnoming lately?

by Threetrumpetsandastrumpet June 7, 2018

GNOME

GNOME is ancient african word meaning "I need to be fat"

I'm using GNOME as my desktop, because I don't care that 99% or cpu and ram is in use.

by Ano Nim August 3, 2021

Gnomed

Gnomed means to have a gnome shoved up your anal

I’m going to get gnomed tomorrow night

by Get gnomed November 2, 2025