cassum clay

An idiot vice principal that can’t do shit

“Wow I Mr. Cassum Clay is stupid!”
“I know right!”

by Whipplefluff October 29, 2019

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Clay

Clay has the biggest dick so you won’t even have to look for them. Their dick wraps around the earth so everywhere you go you’d find them.

Clay has a MASSIVE dick

by Penis god.co September 16, 2021

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A small man obsessed with ghosts, looks like the kid from UP. Likes making portraits of himself, works for residential care facilities. Very strict and uptight.

Clay is a very weird man.

by JacobRomanow September 17, 2020

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A type of hard material used by relatively unknown players to relieve pain and inducing drowsiness, stupor, or insensibility. When saturated with water the material will become sticky and affects mood or behavior and is consumed for nonmedical purposes, especially one sold illegally.

"Dude I heard Nogons is selling White Stained Clay these days on his server.

"I don't know who that is."
"Damn... I guess he's just a relatively unknown stoner now"

by i'm not proud of this July 12, 2021

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Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.

Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.

by The_Klay May 8, 2018

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