When a sleeping man wakes up to a male gorilla straddling his chest, knees pinning the mans arms to the chest. The male ape begins stimulating it’s own genitalia attempting to establish dominance, which results in sadness. The ape then injects methamphetamine via syringe straight into the erect male genitalia, finally finding the sense of worthyness and purpose. The gorilla then fades into a slumber as the man is finally able to escape and flee.
Jim: Brooo, i had the wildest dream last night! I got cheffed in a hotel room!
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
James: We were at a hotel costume party Jim! That gorilla was a man in a costume. You definitely need a therapist.
by WillyTheWankTank August 7, 2023
Get the Cheffedmug. Pastry Chef is a nickname for a piss head who likes to fight and expose himself in public. A Pastry Chef is incapable of having a social drink; after one he must continue to consume copious amounts of alcohol until he passes out. Before the short time between comencing the drinking session and passing out, a Pastry Chef will attempt to impress young girls with his drinking abilities, then when that fails he will try to fight all his friends.
by TyroneTT May 18, 2008
Get the pastry chefmug. Noun-
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!
The last of the single digit chefs. Possess all the attributes of 001-008. Has the longest list of recipes from Mandarian to Haitian Cuisine. While he is performing his acts of greatness do not get in his way cause he works with the power of a bulldozer with the elegance as a highwire walker. Pull up a chair Sit back Relax and Enjoy the show!
by Iron Chef 009 December 20, 2016
Get the Iron Chef 009mug. Another word for Knife used in the UK. Popularized in 2005 by the start of the postcode war between east-London and west-London.
Synonyms include Shank,dip and rambo
Synonyms include Shank,dip and rambo
by DoubleA66 November 23, 2020
Get the Chefmug. A chef or cook in who takes shortcuts and prepares food with lacking preparation rather than investing the proper time and effort into the meal.
by LogicalTea August 19, 2025
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Get the Chef Daddymug. by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022
Get the Chef Davemug.