Barnard Castle

Rape capital of County Durham

I’d stay away from barnard castle, you’ll get raped

by Geoff walton June 06, 2022

warwick castle

having an orgy with greek yoghurt used as lubrication

i met this greek girl last night, and she invited me for a warwick castle

by Cx.G November 05, 2012

Conseriperish Castle (1-1)

when promoting to da rook then 1-1. shit

578342246287.e8=R d6
why white doesn’t promote to queen?

578342246288.1-1(i) d5
black: fuck qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm da Conseriperish Castle (1-1) no way
white: a weird castle

by apqmwn October 20, 2024

Rear Castle Union

An anagram for "anal intercourse" that just happens to sound like the name of a fancy chess move

^ I like to yell "checkmate" after I'm done giving my gal the ol' Rear Castle Union
> Oh, I bet she loves that, huh? *smirk*
^ No, but I pay her phone bill every month. She loves that. So she indulges me...

by thurb April 29, 2024

Fortinbras storming the castle

When you write a literature essay and you only watched the movie.

-So, what was your favourite scene in Hamlet?
-Oh, definitely Fortinbras storming the castle.

by _Leopold_ March 09, 2020

niddry castle

a tall castle where mary queen of scots hid after escaping.

For more history search google. Right now in 2013 live malin and richard there with their children Astrid (13), Elinor (10) and William (7). Surrounding is a golf coarse named after the castle and in that golf coarse is a burn called Niddry Burn. Over the golf coarse is a village called winchburgh and on the other side is a railway line. Niddry castle is surrounded by shail bings and the current owners had the top cut of one so they could see the sunset.

Do you know whats behind that bing?

Why Niddry Castle of course!!!

by me!!!!!! (obviously) January 02, 2013

Nevaeh Castles

Austins

Look at Nevaeh Castles!! isnt she beautiful? too bad she belongs to Austin 🥲

by Nevaeh Castles April 04, 2024