Ewell Castle

A place that is just full of special people who have rich parents and can't be arsed to do anything with their useless lives. One of the DT teachers got caught recommending a student to masturbate at a previous school and still got hired, one of the old teachers took pictures of boys in the changing rooms and wanked off to them. One of the PE staff fucked a chemistry teachers wife, so the chem teacher left her and fucked the DT teacher before they both left and went to St. Johns. (some guy got blown in a classroom there btw)

All ECS females wear really shit perfumes that reek out the hallways, all the boys have the most shit mullets of all time.

Ewell Castle? It's a shithole.

by EwellShithole May 21, 2024

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Kiss castle

A kiss Castle is a place where the Smoochie king resides. This is in reference to the song 'Some Nights".

Some nights I build a kiss castle.

by Ramathorne 32 February 13, 2019

brick castle knight

A term used for Correctional Officers, Deputy Jailers, Detention Deputies, and Law Enforcement Officers working in jails, Prisons, etc..

Those guys aren’t road dudes they’re brick castle knights.

by Dep. Bookem July 26, 2023

Drain the castle moat

When you have to empty your badder

I have to drain the castle moat.

Urinate urination

by Lipperella October 6, 2017

Pulling a castle

Saying you'll hop on in a bit, then proceeding to take a nap, a bath and getting on to say you're going to bed.

Austin iz pulling a castle, he's been gone for forty-five minutes and just came in to say he's leaving.

by Kakori February 20, 2025

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.

Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel

by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023