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Lazy Susan

Slapping your ass against your partners face, therefore causing poop to fly out of the anus. The lazy Susan can be done purposely as a kink or by complete accident
"I was fucking the wife last night and she had the stomach flu. She sat or shat on my face"

"Dude she totally Lazy Susaned you"
by Devilpup2 February 9, 2019
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slimy susan

A girl with many names. Originally Knally, Slimy Susan was renamed in Grand Rapids, MI. She is also known as Successful Susan, Sweetheart Susan, and Sendy Susan.
Person: “Did you see that girl with Smokey Steve?”

Other person: “yeah that’s Slimy Susan.”
by Coolasthat January 2, 2019
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Susan

Used in internet slang, this originated as a failed autocorrection of the word stan.
It can be used to express excitement, approval or praise.
"You got an A+? Susan!"
by TheQueenOfDucks, Saint April 4, 2021
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Susan Day!

Susan day is the anniversary of Amber discovering susan..mayer and it’s on the 2nd of december!
Oh my heavenly days! It’s Susan day!
by reallymarcia September 10, 2022
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susan haynes

A tall rather ugly lady with eyeballs that are about to explode
Doesn’t really mix well with others but will think there bet than anyone
Not many people engaged and us sally are teachers or procrastinators
by Wildfires December 21, 2017
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Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.
Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.
by Undercovermuthafunka November 15, 2018
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Susan, get my pants

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"

Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024
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