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Swamp Coochie

Wetness that a female gets from excessive perspiration around her reproductive organs. Wetness not of the pleasurable kind
Amber had been working all day and had developed a bad cause of swamp coochie.
by Chumlord August 24, 2019
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swamp dong

When male genetilia is all hot and sweaty; like swamp ass (swass) or boob sweat (swoob).
It's like 104 degrees outside and these polyester shorts are giving me a bad case of swamp dong.
by qharkanson December 27, 2014
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Swamp Unicorn

A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.
The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone

That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.
by Doxa3 May 11, 2018
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Swamp donkey

An older dirtleg that has got a blowed out tator biscuit due to decades of dicks
by Outlawyankee87 February 4, 2020
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Swamp fabulous

When a redneck bitch spends a long time on her hair, makeup, and clothes, and thinks she looks fantastic, but really she lookin like down syndrome aphrodesiacal Jeff Bridges wearing whats left from his dead grandmother's chest in the attic
"Omg, DIRT is not a foundation Becky"
"Fuck you Jennifer, I'm swamp fabulous"
by Ruiver August 30, 2016
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Swamp Kraken

Swamp Kraken(Noun) a kraken of the swamps, but with uglier looks and of fewer teeth then the regular krakens.; a even uglier female than a swamp donkey,, usually with worse temperment than a swamp donkey as well, a swamp donkey might actually be of more intelligience ( Still running tests....)
Bro, look at that pissed off, Swamp Kraken going off on that guy over there....
by C.hustle January 10, 2023
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Swamp Adjustment

Verb: When on a hot and/or humid day or when under physical strain without a shower one must go to the bathroom and wipe the sweat out of their ass.
A coworker accidentally walked into my stall the other 100 degree day when I was performing a swamp adjustment. We haven't made eye contact since.
by Scarb August 12, 2011
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