Poison Ivy

What the nerd boy in IT complains about being everywhere when they’re going to look for one of the other boys missing brother
He’s so over sensitive like there’s not Poison Ivy everywhere
by Poisonous Potato July 29, 2018
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Goon Poisoning

When you Goon while you have food poisoning. You Goon, Puke, and Shit all at the same time, the perfect trifecta of excrements.
I got food poisoning from red lobster so now I’m going to go goon poisoning.
by Bbl master February 23, 2024
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Felgeto Poisoning

An unknown but very common condition present in hot and humid environments, often developed due to the extreme heat in one’s car when they get in after leaving it in the sun all day. The chemicals used to treat leather, vinyl, plastic, and fabric to preserve it’s life over longer periods, but cannot withstand the magnified heat achieved from the car’s glass. Symptoms include discolored skin, thinning hair and hair loss, Sickle Cell Anemia, Non-Hotchkins Lymphoma, and even death.
My car’s AC doesn’t work right and it’s sooooo hot today. I’m afraid I’m gonna get felgeto poisoning
by ciaragoldin July 05, 2018
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Poison Cake

The product of defecation immediately after receiving anal sex during which semen is ejaculated in to the rectum.
Where are Ted and Bob?
They are in Teds room eating a poison cake.
by fraggerdude May 13, 2025
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croci poison

Croci Poison is a word that Apple IPads auto-correct to when you try to type in crocippoion. It is a very polfy word that crackheads use. BTW, monkeys and mice are cute.
by polf_lover123 February 01, 2020
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Ear Poisoner

a person that acts to subvert another by influencing those around him.
"I was fired because that ear poisoner Brad told the office that I stole paper clips."

"I was skating on easy street until Bob decided to be an ear poisoner and convince them to charge me rent for sleeping on the couch."
by HolyMeat September 14, 2009
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Poison slap

Poison slap. Or posion damage; is defined as when someone delivers a slap to the face of another person. But that the atttacker, beforehand has spat in their own palm. This in order to deliver a more lethal and disgusting attack on the victim and rendering them severally discombobulated and embarrassed.

It is common to, right before delivering the slap, to shout outloud: POISON BITCH!!!
Lackey #1: -Eyy El Jefe be crazy amigo! ¡I saw him the other day with that new guy!

Lackey #2: ¿A ver, carnal?

Lackey #1: ¡Si! He gave him da poison slap right across the carra!!! Told him to show some fucking respecto!!!

Lackey #2: SHITTTTT!!!!!!
by Dragopierrr996 September 02, 2023
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