Jill: There's a Chinese balloon headed our way.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
Joe: No worries, I will go down on the beach and flash the landing pad for it to land on.
Jill: Good idea. Maybe it is dropping off our cash too.
by cut the cards February 5, 2023

An ass landing is ANYTHING you can put your ass in or on. Especially important to know this term when you are under the influence.
Chairs, toilets, laps, penii/vag, bath tub, Face, floor, the ground, grass, table, etc.
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
"Where am I going?"
"We need to find somewhere to land our asses."
(Searching)
"I am finding no ass landings."
"Does my face look like a chair?"
"It seems to be a highly functional ass landing."
by StephyTephykins January 20, 2012

Rona land (Covid-19 style of living) is at any point on Earth that experiences quarantine-like scenarios after what the media tells us is a major pandemic.
Valren: "How's Rona Land treating you?"
Tylan: "I love it! two weeks without production, without as much air pollution, time to spend with our families, we may as well call it Earth Day instead for two weeks!"
Tylan: "I love it! two weeks without production, without as much air pollution, time to spend with our families, we may as well call it Earth Day instead for two weeks!"
by GoldHue June 10, 2020

A name for a someone that doesn’t eat animals or use animal products with the exceptions of eating fish and Their parent’s/guardian’s hens’ eggs.
Rachel Ballenger came up with a new innovative name to depict the particular dietary restrictions she follows...most of the time.
She came up with Land Vegan!?!?!?!?!🤣
Watt?🤷 ♂️👌
Go off 👸
She came up with Land Vegan!?!?!?!?!🤣
Watt?🤷 ♂️👌
Go off 👸
by Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmk June 1, 2020

Also Known As: The Land Of The Great Pishbulls
Where all the Pishbulls with SBL n SPL n Pishbulls Accent.
Where all the Pishbulls with SBL n SPL n Pishbulls Accent.
by PishBuLLs D3 July 11, 2004

I saw this girl on the other side of the street. She was a 10/10. But she got closer and was a 6/10. She was a massive land hoe.
by Mynameissev October 26, 2018

by lykuid April 22, 2011
