A YOLO style of governance that yeets careful planning, logic, and boring expert advice into oblivion, and instead pushes untested “hotfix” policies straight to prod based purely on trending memes, viral TikToks, and whatever idea is currently vibing. Leaders deploy policy changes via quick tweets (“ship it first, write specs never!”), leaving boring bureaucrats scrambling to turn chaotic vibes into actual laws nobody reads. Citizens become perpetual beta testers of society’s “main branch,” experiencing constant rollbacks, merges, and reverts, as vibe-shifts dictate policy changes faster than anyone can debug. Welcome to governance by continuous deployment—where nothing’s stable, everything’s urgent, and the vibe is all that matters.
Ever since the president embraced Vibe Government, citizens wake up daily to policy updates announced through viral TikToks, unsure if today's trending meme will become tomorrow's law.
by vibegov April 19, 2025
Get the Vibe Governmentmug. by whyzyk January 17, 2025
Get the Government Fentmug. Usually fantasys like laws, money, and other bullshit based on there paranoid bullshit
but mainly is the use of nanotech in vaccines to cause tinnitus on sides of the brain acting as binairial beats actings as someone asking permisstion on linking something to an emotion, u can tell when the hook is placed by a ring on one side, brain having a sound thats constant to a ringing feeding of of bodys electrical charge.
You can tell when the hook is tying to catch a fish u could say but a light pressure on the opposite side of the head from the ringing, causing subconcious changes in body features, hence reptiles and possibly sacral energy
but mainly is the use of nanotech in vaccines to cause tinnitus on sides of the brain acting as binairial beats actings as someone asking permisstion on linking something to an emotion, u can tell when the hook is placed by a ring on one side, brain having a sound thats constant to a ringing feeding of of bodys electrical charge.
You can tell when the hook is tying to catch a fish u could say but a light pressure on the opposite side of the head from the ringing, causing subconcious changes in body features, hence reptiles and possibly sacral energy
government mind control, its just some game they play to keep there slaves to busy to leave there fantasy, its only the spartans who give birth to men not so fn laws or titles
by MyneOwedWoos June 20, 2023
Get the Government mind Controlmug. My opinions:
Lolis:
It’s not that lolicon should be legal it’s that it HAS to be legal. The government (or whoever is behind banning Lolis) ruined the best part of hentai. Hentai is nothing without lolis. My reason givin is that yes child pornography should be illegal but lolis are different. Lolis are animated characters and not real people. Lolis didn’t do ANYTHING wrong. Lolis don’t deserve the torture that the fucking government gives them.
School:
A bad place where you get punished for existing.
Lolis:
It’s not that lolicon should be legal it’s that it HAS to be legal. The government (or whoever is behind banning Lolis) ruined the best part of hentai. Hentai is nothing without lolis. My reason givin is that yes child pornography should be illegal but lolis are different. Lolis are animated characters and not real people. Lolis didn’t do ANYTHING wrong. Lolis don’t deserve the torture that the fucking government gives them.
School:
A bad place where you get punished for existing.
by EpicGamer2272 September 19, 2021
Get the Governmentmug. Hym "Using Vietnam war government gaslighting to silence a dissident and try to convince me to... What? Murder children? Not murder children? Who ARE these fucking psychologist working for you? You know that shit isn't going to get me to think differently, right? Let me ask you something: do you understand the difference between overt and covert? It's not going to make me surrender. I'm not going to stop. If you wanted me to stop or surrender the money would be in a bank account that I and I alone have access to and I would have already sent that money on antibiotics assuming that what you are doing doesn't obstruct my ability to receive care. Which I don't. I don't assume that. I haven't spent any money. And I would be getting for my contributions. Which means when I watch Rick and Morty, MY NAME scrolls across the screen when the credits roll. When people talk about AI MY NAME would be brought up in relationship why I works now when it didn't before. Those 2 things are THE ONLY things that will end this. And it's hard to call that surrender."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
Get the Vietnam War government gaslightingmug. (Talking about a rich person)
“You can tell they ain’t never got a taste of that Government Cheese”
(Talking about making it out)
“Can’t believe I used to live off Government Cheese”
(Talking about someone poor)
“They look like they have Government Cheese for every meal”
“You can tell they ain’t never got a taste of that Government Cheese”
(Talking about making it out)
“Can’t believe I used to live off Government Cheese”
(Talking about someone poor)
“They look like they have Government Cheese for every meal”
by ñēvērłāñd March 12, 2025
Get the Government Cheesemug. The act of governing with out doing any thing in a summed up conclusion to the pedal story it basically means that they refuse to involve them selves in there on demise for reasons being r known but not tampered for a dollar to me is millions to them and yes In the passed we have been offered the chance to split I would have taking it ...“”
by Nippi kay June 13, 2021
Get the Governmentmug.