Gooch Grime

Also known as Swamp Ass. When the area between your anus and testicles get sweaty, the sweat you get is now Gooch Grime.

Friend 1: "Bro, I was playing MW2 so long, I started getting gooch grime"

Friend 2: "Man, that's fucking nasty!"

by ASillyLittleGoober March 13, 2023

Quandarious Gooch

Quandarious Gooch was arrested for unlawful possession of Marijuana.

Hey, did you hear that Quandarious Gooch was arrested for unlawful possession of Marijuana ?

by Cocksucker2001dick July 12, 2022

Gooch's Dilemma

The Gooch’s Dilemma a concept that refers to feelings of paralysis that voters experience when forced to pick between a pussy or an asshole for elected office. In American politics, Democrats are usually the pussies and Republicans are the assholes.

Bob: So who you gonna vote for the in the election tomorrow?

Mary: I don’t know I’m stuck between a pussy and asshole!

Bob: Ah, the Gooch's Dilemma…

by sarcastic_comment March 12, 2010

Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter

(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020

Plunging the Gooch

Taking a shower

I always feel better after plunging the gooch, squeaky clean!

by Wunsumfuc July 26, 2022

Gooch Poof

When your fart rolls forward while sitting down and comes out the front .

Waiting in the doctors office, I let one slide out to my surprise,‘‘twas a gooch poof

by mUlletdude69 April 22, 2022

Gooch Days

The days between Christmas and New Years Eve. Not including boxing day because that's already boxing day.

These are the official Gooch Days:
Dec 27, 28, 29, 30

by Carterto December 30, 2011