Water plopper

When a poo is dropped that weighs more than the water but is not buoyant, it propels water into the air going straight up your crack thus cleaning your butt without the need of toilet paper.

Will went to the toilet and let out a water plopper, oops.

by Badgerglue March 5, 2009

Frozen Water

Not ice, common folk confuse it with ice. This however is superior to ice in every way.

Friend 1: Yo bro give me some frozen water
Friend 2: You mean ice?
Friend 1: Hell no. Frozen water.

by Water that is Frozen October 23, 2017

Watcha Watering

What are you peeing on?

Person 1: Watcha watering?
Person 2: Oh, just some flowers!

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap June 12, 2021

twatter water

The vaginal fluid that a girl literally shoots from her vagina as she climaxes; female cum

Mike: How did it go with that girl last night?

Brian: I was going down on her... and before I knew it, she sprayed her twatter water all over my face.

by Captain_Howdy December 6, 2009

Standing water

A popular term amongst non-swimming youths which refers to large bodies of water in which one can touch the ground.

Person A: Geee it's hot today, I'd love to go for a dip!

Person B: You said something about a canal earlier, why don't we go freshen up there?

Person A: Nah man, it's not standing water ...

by chillybang July 25, 2018

water pollution

The addition of harmful chemicals to natural water. Sources of water pollution in the United States include industrial waste, run-off from fields treated with chemical fertilisers, and run-off from areas that have been mined.

source - dictionary.com

The control of air and water pollution has been greatly strengthened.

by Fred the painter February 26, 2018

Danger water

A drink laced with M. May or may not be water. Definitely has drugs in it.

Do want some water? Be careful, it’s danger water though...

by niccerdoodles October 4, 2019