thanos

a very angry grape with a purple "ruffles" chip stuck to his lip, with a yellow glove, and collects colorful rocks; or a gay ripoff of darkseid.

if the "earths mightiest heroes" couldn't defeat a very angry grape, than marvel is in trouble because thanos be a gay darkseid.

by epic dankness May 12, 2019

Thanos

a big purple asshole who killed people

Thanos is dead

by awsomekid123 May 22, 2019

Thanos

I fat shriveled prune looking for some pebbles to lob at a couple of slightly strong people. Also he has a ball sack chin and a gold cum sock.

Oh no it's that fat purple bloke. Whats his name? Ah yes Thanos.

by xd_erectgamer_69 May 21, 2020

Thanos

My bae, who some people call a purple elephant but he is a cute purple elephant with an amazing jaw line.
Is is amazing because Of his impressive rock collection. FYI he collected them for me!

Thanos is sooooo sexy!

by Da|Boss September 9, 2019

THANOS

BUFF DUDE THAT LOOKS LIKE A DRYING UP GRAPE THAT OWNS A BIG FAT GLOVE THAT HOLDS ROCKS THAT HE STOLE FROM THE BANK

THANOS HAS LEGIT CANCER AND MUST BE BROUGHT TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATLY

by bbkidz November 3, 2019

Thanos

A Murder Grape

Don’t try eating that grape, Thanos has possessed it.

by GalacticKiwi January 8, 2021

Thanos

A bald thicc ass purple space raisin running around with a granny's yellow oven mitt and a wack ass rock collection

That nigga thanos caught a fade while making breakfast

by Big Capper Dubbz April 29, 2019