Testie Toe

the male equivalent of a cameltoe. when a man has his pants up so high that his testicles split to either side of his shorts, creating a testie toe.

i was freeballin in my umbros and noticed i had a mean testie toe

by rieyin July 8, 2011

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Texticipation

The feeling of anxiety when a person texts another and doesn't know if the recipient will reply.

Adam was feeling a lot of texticipation when he texted Heidi. He had just got her number that day. Adam was elated when she texted back expediently "Hey:)."

by Amezzey August 19, 2012

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Testie Fiber

Monkey testicles rubing against your face

that monkey is testie fibering you!!!

by crackbaby666 December 20, 2011

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A unique trait that can be acquired by either male or female.
Typically driven towards a more feeble subject, texticles are the fictional body part that one posesses while texting mean, hateful or foolish words/phrases to another subject simply because he/she does not have the confidence to verbalize the opinion in the flesh. Alcohol tends to play a supportive role in the realm of texticles.

He must have a solid pair of texticles if he thinks he can get away with texting me at 4 in the morning looking for a fight.

by WolfBone December 31, 2011

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Texticles

Anatomy needed to send bawlsy texts, either based on content or timing.

1. "I'm not texting him to ask if I can sleep with his sister!"

"Dude! Grow some texticles!"

2. No one has the texticles to send her a text before 8 am.

by DeCallMeJerka May 9, 2012

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