Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Badass theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.

by Predeckis April 28, 2006

teenage boy’s worst nightmare

a teen girl who is actually smart and knows it, feminist, has interests and doesn’t care wether people like them or not (ej swiftie) kind girl who won’t take shit from teenage boys. and just overall a teen girl who is much more than something to look at.

lucy: we’re like a teenage boy’s worst nightmare!
rosie: lmao real

by xoxoivy March 27, 2025

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025

baltimore teenagers

baltimore teenagers are:
•guys asking for nudes every night from monday-thursday
•hunt valley on friday night
•jdance saturday night
•towson mall all day sunday

those baltimore teenagers are wild.

by yo123yo January 17, 2018

Teenage Fit

The thing teenagers do when they don't get their way. Usually, its defined by a slouch, hands in the pockets, head to the side defiantly (or sometimes looking up or down), and a scowl on your face. In some cases, the scowl can be a pout. In dramatic cases (when guilting someone into giving in or if the teen is sensitive/p.m.s-ing) tears can be followed by this scowl or pout.

Also called the "Teen Scowl", "Sulking", "Moping", and other things like that.

Not always done with a maniplutive purpose, sometimes just because a teen is upset. Does not have to be a teenager, by the way, can sometimes be older or younger but not considered very mature.

After Suzie's mom refused to let her go to the mall, Suzie threw a Teenage Fit until her mom changed her mind.

Danny was upset and distracted because his girlfriend dumped him, but the teacher wouldn't give him a break. Unconciously, he started to throw a Teenage Fit.

Amy's dad is so childish. He's 42 and he still throws Teenage Fits. Wow.....

by ThatLittleTeenGirl August 26, 2011

Teenager

A person between the ages 12 to 20 years old. It's a biological process in which many physical and mental changes occur. According to the law, you're an adult when you turn your 18 years of your life, but biologically you can still be a teenager. New scientific research though, show that adolescent can last up to 24, and as it seems, you're still a teen even when you turn 20.

"How old is your son?"

"He's 13"

"Time flies! He's officially a teenager now!"

by A dork otaku November 9, 2020