Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song

Badass theme song

Person 1: yo bro

Person 2: what?

Person 1: have you heard the rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles theme song?

Person 2: no what's that?

Person 1: let me play it for you!

*song starts*

Riseeee

Rise of the... teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!
TURTLE POWER!

Rising up against evil!
Paint the city green!
Raph is ready for a fight!
Leos making a scene!
Mikeys gotGOT rad skills!
Donnie rocksROCKS machines!

With each other they discover their destiny and rise!

COWABUNGA!

Rise of the!

Teenage mutant ninja turtles!
Teenage mutant ninja turtles!

Heros in a half shell!

RISEEEEEEES!

by Spiderman :3 April 23, 2023

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter

An American sitcom starring John Ritter most popular before his untimely passing in 2003. ran from 2002 to 2005 on the ABC in America, ABC1 in the UK and Channel 7 in Australia. The shows storylines were about a family patriarch named Paul Hennessy trying to stop his daughters from growing up too fast mainly in dating. Retitled 8 Simple Rules after John Ritter's death. a.k.a A Few Simple Rules (working title)

8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenage Daughter was a great show, starring the late John Ritter, Katey Sagal, David Spade and Kaley Cuoco.

by Predeckis April 28, 2006

Teenager

Either:
-A girl who only cares about fashion.
-A boy who only cares about girls.
-A girl who wants to die.
-A boy who wants to die.

I am a teenager. Therefore, I am depressed all the time.

by Depressed4life September 23, 2021

teenage boys

Teenage boy are a dumb and stupid and you will like one and it will never work out , but they are importsnt , the teach you who youre real friends are ,and to never get pear pressured , but somwhere in that mess youl find one caring boy and respectfull one

teenage boys these days are so mean !

by advicejeloo November 22, 2021

Teenager

Someone who is ready for the zombie apocalypse but not ready for tomorrow's math test.

To clarify: An idiot

Teacher: Why didn't you buy buy the textbooks for the course?
Teenager: There were more important things to waste money on.
Teacher: Which are...?
Teenager: Guns, MREs, solar panels, lots of fuel, ...
Teacher:...Why do I even bother with you Teenagers.

by Cucumber 77 July 4, 2017

Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas

4 people that are like the turtles, but are black and very very gay.

That sqaud is made up of gayass niggas, surely they are the Teenage Mutant Gay Niggas.

by The 53rd President July 16, 2025

Teenage Daddy

Tyler Harris from Bristol

Daddy Tyler is a teenage daddy

by Anonymous043 April 20, 2023