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Teddy Bivert

One bad ass motherfucker that doesnt take no shit.
Wow you jumped out of a plane with no parachute and survived! You must be a real Teddy Bivert.
by Beerdie8 December 10, 2018
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Teddy

A dog. Usually hates people with multiple dogs. A Teddy looks like a teddy bear. They are usually all bark and no bite
Aw she looks like a Teddy
by Dangthatsalongname November 10, 2018
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Teddy

Teddy is the cutest dog in the world. He loves to cuddle and play. But sometimes he bites everyone.
by Jeff alisburg March 1, 2019
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Teddy bear

When one shits, then shaves pubic hair before flushing.
Laid a mad teddy bear for the real estate.
by B-ry. June 11, 2018
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Best Teddy

The best teddy ever. Period. SOO CUTE
Bro, ur best teddy is pog
by YourPhehdonym March 18, 2023
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Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse

While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
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Topless Teddy

When a gentleman has imbibed to a point that he feels it appropriate to remove his shirt and spend the rest of the night topless.
Man that guy is wasted, now he's going Topless Teddy.
by The Real Chas February 20, 2023
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