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If you ever go to TacoBell u will be shitting for a week I actually mean shitting for a week good laxative alternative actually tho
Ethan; wanna go to Taco Bell
Benny; hell’s yeahs man

Ethan; get ready to shit for a week
Benny; already prepared
*2 hours later*
Benny; welp my asshole looks like burnt chicken now

new york style taco 

anytime your so drunk that when you go down on a chick you spew all over her box.
hey, you, come get your new york style taco.

mighty taco 

A western new york based restaurant that puts taco bell in its place. Once you taste mighty taco once, you will never go back to the rancid filth that is served at taco bell. Also mighty taco's prices are unbeatable, and their food is much larger, more filling, and fresher than taco bell's. It is better than drugs.
Dude, I just had mighty taco for the first time... There is no way I'm going back to that taco bell shit
mighty taco by dilpickles108 May 31, 2011

bearded taco 

A hairy cooch. Fun to eat regardless, and term derives from the taco shape. Also spawned the term taco sauce.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
That Mexican place sure had a lot of bearded tacos!
bearded taco by T. J. October 30, 2003

Taco Belch 

Chronic burping and belching resulting from consumption of larg helpings of Taco Bell, Americas favorite gastro-intestinal disaster. Usually last 1-2 hours, and are later followed by a fragrant gaseous attack at the other end.
Man, after I ate five burritos and a taco salad, I got a mad case of the taco belch.
Taco Belch by wordman07 May 25, 2007

gooch taco 

When you shit and rub it into your gooch and nut on it to make a cheese effect. And then you make your girl eat it.
Amanda really ate up my gooch taco last night.
gooch taco by FlumboKing March 22, 2021