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behind the cow

After a lousy client meeting, followed by an abominable lunch, it was clear to Reginald that he was behind the cow.
by wordchick October 5, 2009
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Jasmine the cow

GOES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jasmine the cow goes moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by bananananana split October 24, 2018
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PB Cow

Females that spend their Friday nights grazing in Pacific Beach, CA.

Typically women who probably were attractive at some point or could be attractive but aren't because of the following.

1. They wear too much make-up.

2. They are slightly over-weight (i.e. they started hott/thin, but years of drinking heavily, and eating dinner in PB has taken a tole on them.

3. They tell their stories just a little bit louder than the normal person would in a conversation. Their stories generally consist of topics that suck like:
a. Getting dinner in PB.
b. Some ex-bf.

c. Something not interesting at all no matter how many times they insist that it was "fabulous, epic, insane."
4. They enter whatever establishment appearing to be somewhat classy and put together but by the time they leave are slurring, make-up running, common stock pigs.

5. In a conversation, they will attribute value to any person that lives "in PB" or has "a friend who lives in PB" or has had "dinner in PB"
6. They think sushi is the greatest thing in the world.

7. They are attracted to men who wear plaid, who are wannabe UFC fighters, who use Axe body wash, or generally men who strive to be the poster boy for Men's Health.
Yeah the girls he dates are close to hott, but not really, like your typical PB cow.

Guy 1: Hey let's go hit on those PB cows.
Guy 2: Alright, should we talk about the fight with them?
Guy 1: Yup, and then we'll mention that we had sushi in PB and it was epic.
by PBDairyFarmer March 12, 2011
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Cow Pen

Not what you keep a cow in but a pen that looks like a cow. It also moos and shoot lazer vision in your eye from it's nose. Extremely annoying and you can buy them at the mall.
Morgan blinded me with her cow pen.
by cookiequeens December 23, 2009
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cow spanker

though there is not an exact definition for the word it is usually used as a reference to something of a sexual nature. it generally means someone erotic.
"hey hows micheal doing did you get with him"
"oh ya i did he's such a fucking cow spanker"
by rosa1234 February 7, 2012
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old cow

old woman thats an grumpy bitch
by cow mqn July 29, 2017
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Wablamy Cow

by THE ASIAN JESUS March 1, 2019
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