A female with an unquenchable thirst. Her body incessantly longs for male attention yet her personality and cow like appearance forever prevent her from getting any.
My school is full of Thirst Cows, put down the Starbucks, hit the gym (but actually workout), and stop being an annoying fat shit.
by bossman45 February 12, 2014
"Somebody's drunk"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
"Pshh, no I'm not. I'm as sober as a cow!"
"Only a drunk person would say that...drunk ass"
by SoberCow November 27, 2015
A female human being who, despite being overweight with a large, wide stomach, has inordinately small breasts and a flat buttocks, thus taking on the shape of a box.
1) Oh dear Jesus, I was talking to this chick I found on Myspace, but she sent me some nudes and she's a total box cow!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
2) I'm telling you dude, this chick was such a box cow. She must weigh 200 pounds, but her chest and ass are flat. It's disgusting!
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