dead wed

Dead Wed is act the act of of promising. It is used when promising to someone similar to the word “bible” but much better. When writing Dead Wec it always starts in capitals because it is cool like that

Cool dude: “Please don’t tell anyone man”
Cool man: “Don’t worry man I won’t”
Cool dude: “Dead Wed”?
Cool man: “Yes, Dead Wed

by Y0ungd4gg3rd1ck June 14, 2018

Wedding yoghurt

The kind of yoghurt used to consummate one's marriage, you get the jizt

The bride decided to keep on her veil during the reception, as her face was covered with wedding yoghurt.

by Freepalastine milkshakespeare October 31, 2023

German Wedding

A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist

“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”

by Jim reeve March 20, 2019

wedding serumony

A service where two "venomous" individuals tie the knot.

If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.

by QuacksO April 06, 2018

Copy and paste wedding

A copy and paste wedding is a wedding you attend that looks like every detail was copy and pasted from the internets.

Oh my! Courtney and Mikes wedding had such a copy and paste wedding!

by Butyes0711 February 15, 2020

wedding jitter runs

Condition of having constant bowel movements the week of your wedding AKA having the runs.

Angel is calling into work because she has wedding jitter runs.

by Hollaaa July 21, 2014

nuns wedding

A term used to describe something ironic or out of place.

It's raining but its sunny, it must be a nuns wedding!

The kid said his favorite movie in health class was the hangover, what a nuns wedding
having sex for virginity is a nuns wedding

by tehemonster May 23, 2011